[catching Alex and Lexie in bed] Izzie leaves and Mark gets a kid, and you two decide the best way to deal is to get drunk and mash your genitals together?
No freaking way you get to judge us or give relationship advice. Besides you were a total dirty mistress like two weeks ago.
Are 23 calling me a dirty mistress?
That was two years ago and his wife didn't have cancer!
Because I've been with like six guys in my whole life. Alex and I, we've done it before. I was recycling, it was like good for the environment.
Izzie's gone. I was horny. She was there.
Oh crap, I am a dirty mistress. Oh god, you're gonna tell Derek and then Derek's gonna tell Mark that I'm a whore.
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