Why the hell are you wearing a dress?
Hmm? Oh, this. Yeah, huh, funny story there. Hank Thompson -- guy at my gun club -- starts shooting way better than he usually does. So I ask him what his secret is. Ladies underpants, he says. It relaxes him, slows his heartbeat, which steadies his aim. So I tried it, and I started shooting a lot better. So I added skirt, wig, makeup, some pumps -- next thing you know, I'm top marksman at my gun club. Oh, and you know what else? Works for bowling, too.
That's weird. They never let me wear my own shoes when I'm bowling.
Yeah. That's the weird part.
Jack, the woman from TV Guide is here.
Oh, no, you're kidding. This is so embarrassing... Look at this place -- it's a mess!
Yes, well, perhaps you'd like to slip into a French maid's outfit and tidy up a bit.
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