SCShvizelton Cop #1
Welcome to Shvizelton jail. Enjoy your stay. Oh, and you're entitled to one call.
Okay, one call.
[Sam goes to the window and yells out of it]
GUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUYYYYY!
And who might you be?
GGuy
It's me, Guy. With a mustache.
Nice to meet you, guy with a mustache. I'm Sam with a jail hat.
Guess what they serve here! Green eggs and ham. Try some?
GGuy
Ugh, no!
They're surprisingly good with a mouse.
GGuy
I will not eat them with a mouse. I'm fine with oat mush.
MMouse (Squeaky)
I don't want to eat them with you either, you filthy son of a-
[The scene cuts back to Sam and Guy's perspective, where all we hear is squeaking]
GGuy
So, what’s the plan?
Plan? I don’t have a plan.
GGuy
But the thing where you were like, “Ho, ho, ho! Ha, ha, ha!” And I was like, “Ah, ha, ha, ha.”
[laughs] Oh, yeah. [laughs] That was funny. Good times.
GGuy
You said you had a plan. Two-man job. Do you remember that?
[chuckles] Yeah, two-man jobs are way more fun than one. But no plan. Any ideas?
GGuy
[groans] I was free. Jenkins and I would’ve been halfway to Meepville by now. But no, I had to turn around and save you. What was I thinking?
[giggles] Yeah, what were you thinking?
What's the word on the street about the Chickeraffe Bandits?
SNShvizelton Neighbor #3
Oh, no. Here in South Shvizelton, we don't like to gossip.
How about in North Shvizelton?
[She grabs the citizen by the shoulders and places him in North Shvizleton. His expression changes from complacent to nasty]
SNShvizelton Neighbor #3
They caught one of those Chickeraffe boys. Got him locked up in jail. Also, my neighbor Phyllis says her fruit loaf is homemade, but it's really store-bought.
SCShvizelton Cop #1
[catching up to Sam on the tower] I'm sorry, but I really do need to arrest you now. Did you find your friends?
[heaving a heavy sigh] No. I lost them.
SCShvizelton Cop #1
[sympathetically] Oh. [kneels down and hugs Sam] May I arrest you now?
[has been defeated] Yeah. You're a really good hugger.
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