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Green Eggs and Ham · Season 1, Episode 7

Sam, Guy and others in “Mouse”

Sam

Guess what they serve here! Green eggs and ham. Try some?

Guy

Ugh, no!

Sam

They're surprisingly good with a mouse.

Guy

I will not eat them with a mouse. I'm fine with oat mush.

Mouse (Squeaky)

I don't want to eat them with you either, you filthy son of a-

[The scene cuts back to Sam and Guy's perspective, where all we hear is squeaking]

Guy

So, what’s the plan?

Sam

Plan? I don’t have a plan.

Guy

But the thing where you were like, “Ho, ho, ho! Ha, ha, ha!” And I was like, “Ah, ha, ha, ha.”

Sam

[laughs] Oh, yeah. [laughs] That was funny. Good times.

Guy

You said you had a plan. Two-man job. Do you remember that?

Sam

[chuckles] Yeah, two-man jobs are way more fun than one. But no plan. Any ideas?

Guy

[groans] I was free. Jenkins and I would’ve been halfway to Meepville by now. But no, I had to turn around and save you. What was I thinking?

Sam

[giggles] Yeah, what were you thinking?

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