Finally, after all these long years of waiting, you're actually here. Brother!
[Punches him in the face]
Oh! Ow! What the heck was that for?
This was an insanely risky move: restarting the portal. Didn't you read my warnings?
Warnings, schmarnings. How's about maybe a thanks for saving you from what appears to be, I don't know, some kind of sci-fi sideburn dimension?
Thank you? You really think I'm gonna thank you after what you did thirty years ago?
What I did? Why, you ungrateful... [Tries to punch him but Ford ducks and grabs him] Don't expect me to go easy on you, just because you're family. [As Ford slams him to the ground] Ah!
Hey, hi. Mabel here. Quick question: What the heck is going on here?!
Stan, you didn't tell me there were children down here. And some sort of large, hairless gopher?
Heh heh. I get that a lot.
They're your family, Poindexter. Shermie's grandkids.
I...have a niece and nephew? [Shakes Mabel's hand] Greetings. Do kids still say greetings? I haven't been in this dimension for a really long time.
Whoa, a six-fingered handshake? It's a full finger friendlier than normal.
Heha, I like this kid. She's weird.
I-I can't believe it... You're the author of the journals!
You've read my journals?
I haven't just read them; I've lived them! I've been waiting for so long to meet you, I-I don't know what to say I have so many question I [Starts breathing heavily] OOH I THINK I'M GONNA THROW UP. [Mabel comes over and pats him on the back] Hmmpf! No-no, false alarm. Hmmpf! Just gotta ride it out.
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