[to Vanessa] Google "revenge" and get blairwaldorf.com.
S2 E4The Ex Files
This girl is Dan with boobs.
Sorry lonely boy. Don't say we didn't warn you. But if Queen S can do this to D, are any of us safe? Bow down or bow out, X.O.X.O. GossipGirl.
S2 E5The Serena Also Rises
[Eleanor Waldorf's fashion show has ended, and Serena has just finished telling Blair to get over herself regarding Serena's newly found popularity. Serena is leaving with Poppy, and Blair is standing alone on the steps of the Capitale, where the fashion show took place.]
[cut to Rufus, inside; then to Blair on the steps.]
If there's one thing I learned is that there would be no gossip without secrets.
[cut to Chuck, reading draft of story written by Dan.]
...you might be brave enough to reveal your secret only to have it used against you.
[cut to Dan, at computer at home.]
...or someone else's secret might affect you in unexpected ways.
[cut to Jenny, at home with signature dress mistakenly shown at the fashion show.]
...there are some secrets you're only too happy to keep.
[cut to Bart placing a necklace on Lily, holding her close.]
...others surface, only to be buried away deeper than they were before.
[cut back to Blair on steps of the Capitale]
...but the most powerful secrets are the truths you thought you could never reveal...
[cut to Serena and Poppy, then back to Blair]
...but once spoken, change everything. But don't worry, B, the brightest stars burn out the fastest, or at least that's what I heard. Waiting for a star to fall. x o x o. Gossip Girl
Watching you fail spectacularly gives me so much joy.
And you know what you give to everyone, Chuck? Misery. There's a reason you're always out here alone.
Nate just happens to be away at his grandparents'.
Nate's only friends with you out of habit. The only person with fewer friends than you is Dan Humphrey. And at least his lame, nineties dad likes him. And that's because he's something you'll never be, a human being.
I know we dont like eachother, you think im a boring sheltered nobody...
I dont think of you
All right, of course you dont, but i 've been thinking of me... And i 've come to the conclusion that i need to get out of my comfort zone, I need to experience new things...
Are you gay???
S2 E7Chuck In Real Life
We both know you'll do it again. It's just a question of when.
The answer is never.
We're inevitable, Waldorf.
Humphrey. Never a pleasure.
Oh good, we agree on something!
Did you have a reason for coming to see me? Because if it was to insult me, there's a website you can go to.
One bad thing about making a deal with the devil is, he always comes to collect.
What took you so long?
If you thought that was long, you have no idea what you're in for.
Let a new game begin. XOXO, Gossip Girl
S2 E8Pret-a-Poor-J
[to Blair after she confesses that she loves Chuck] Wow, someone loves Chuck Bass..
The reason we can't say those three words to each other.Isn't because they aren't true.
Then why?
I think we both know that the moment we do,it won't be the start of something-it'll be the end. Think about it. Chuck and Blair going to the movies...Chuck and Blair holding hands...
We don't have to do those things, we can do the things we like.
This is what we like...
The Game...
Chuck texted me, he's waiting for me on the roof.
On the roof?
Well this way if he doesn't say it back I can just jump.
No, don't do it B. You don't want your obit to say you died in Brooklyn.
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