[imitating Goofy from earlier] Ah-hyuck! Ah-hyuck! Ah-hyuck! This car? Gawrsh, this car's only worth $1.09. Oops! Forgot that spot of rust. Ah-yuck! $1.02. And, gawrsh, oh, gawrsh, don't forget this BAG OF MONEY YOU LEFT ON THE BACK SEAT!
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S1 E15Unfinished Business
MMax
You know, maybe we're targeting the wrong audience.
Eighty-five gallons of sweat later you tell me this?
Dadd-ee? Don't wanna bug ya, jus' a small request, but... can I have a baby brother, please?
[distractedly] Sure, sure, candy, ice cream, baby brother, anything... soon as your mother gets home.
And they all lived happily ever after; yada, yada, yada! You spuds shouldn't be wasting time in front of the tube! It's summer, for crying out loud's sakes; now go out and get a life! But keep it quiet! The game's about to start!
How come when somebody gets three wishes on TV, they always blow it?
MMax
Ah, Peege, they're just cartoons. They don't know any better.
I mean, everybody knows you'd just wish for more wishes.
MMax
Well, if you had all the wishes in the world, what would you wish for?
[PJ has struggled to get himself to stand on his skates, and the two start skating.]
Oh, man; I'd be the best at everything! I'd be the best basketball player, baseball player, race car driver, and...definitely the best...skater! Whoa!
I think our club needs a coordination coordinator!
Oh, look! Harold Hatchback's got Miss Spoonerville for his new commercial! I guess some men love their women with mustaches!
Oh for crying out's sakes; that spud gets ALL the celebrities! What does he do? Hang out at "Nose Jobs for Less?"
Well, it sure beats your ad with Gibblet the Clown!
Well, if Spoonerville has any celebrities at all, they're probably out trying to get a tan.
I love show business! [laughs]
CHCoop Hatchback
I wanted to thank you guys for counting me in. I was getting pretty bored talking to dumbbells all the time!
RRonald
HELP! HELP! SOMEBODY FORGOT TO HIRE ME A STUNT DOUBLE!
There he is!
HHarold
Now, when we find him, let me ask him about doing the commercials!
No! Let me do the talking! After all, I'm a better salesman!
HHarold
What? You couldn't sell a good deed to Mother Teresa!
Well, you couldn't sell ice to an Eskimo! HA!
MMax
A mistake! A clerical error!
I don't think so; he says it's from too many video games.
MMax
Six straight hours of Laser Burn. Seven million points and the new Spoonerville world record!
Now, come on, Max. The family photo album's nothing to sneeze at!
[He tries to blow the dust off it, but sneezes and thrusts himself back into the wall.]
Must be lots of pollen in the family tree! [laughs]
PPPecos Pete
HEY! How come every time I walk into a saloon, the music stops?
PPPecos Pete
Real men don't wear glasses!
MGMopalong Goofy
Hey! Give those back!
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