Pistol quotes from Goof Troop

PJ

[examining the damage to Pete's boat] Whoa, those guys are dead meat! When Dad sees this, he's gonna blow a gut!

Pistol

[shaking her head] Nah-uh... Betcha this time it's his spleen!

PJ

Quarter?

Pistol

You're covered!

PJ

You were right... spleen.

Pistol

Hiya, how you doing, nice to meet you, let me shake your hands while they're still attached to your arms!

Goofy

[wondering where Pistol is] Where did that little snaper go? [sees Pistol climbing up the cotton candy machine] Pistol, get down from there! Pistol! [Pistol tries to get cotton candy from the machine but Goofy brings her down] Stay away from this thing. It's danger... [screams as he falls into the machine]

Pistol

You're right. [walks away]

[panicking while running to Goofy] Dad, Dad! What happened? Where's Pistol?

Goofy

We better go find her, Maxie, before she really gets excited!

Pete

Pistol, what are you doing? Little bitsy girls can't fly!

Pistol

[giggling] Oh, don't be silly, Daddy... I'm not flying, I'm landing!

Pete

Landing? Oh, that's different... LANDING?!?!

Pistol

Dadd-ee? Don't wanna bug ya, jus' a small request, but... can I have a baby brother, please?

Pete

[distractedly] Sure, sure, candy, ice cream, baby brother, anything... soon as your mother gets home.

[wink cleverly at each other] Why, look! [point to Pistol's bed] There she is!

Pistol

PJ, is this a con or what?

PJ

Pistol, she's sitting right on your bed!

Pistol

Nope. Don't see Inky.

PJ

Well, we do. [using the book to describe what Inky looks like] Oh, yeah. Uh, let's see. About eight-foot-three, [shows the picture] funny hat, little flower in her lapel thing sort of.

Pistol

[looks at the book and looks surprised then delighted as she imagines she's seeing Inky] Yeah!

PJ

[gasps] Hello. What's that? My bait can. I've been looking all over for it. Now I can take some fishing with Dad. Daphne's going to be in big trouble. With Daphne on fire, The Goods train will be destroyed. Once Daphne goes racing by with an out of control goods train and her fashion breaks on fire after that, I can turn green and toss three meals a day! Ooh, yeah. That will spook and surprise her. Wait a minute. She wouldn't be on fire. Would she?

He Tricked him for us?

Goofy

What?

PJ

I did? Hey, I did. Really? Well, let me show you how I did.

Goofy

I love show business! [laughs]

PJ

Daphne's been stealing everything. But she didn't steal my bait can. I'm keeping it for keeps.

Pete

Stealing's wrong! It's against the law... and it's just plain bad manners! And if I caught anyone I know stealing, I'd scale and sand 'em myself. Understood?

PJ

Thanks, Dad!

Pete

That's my boy.

PJ

Did Dad called me boy? Well, he did.

Aaaaaaaah!

PJ

Uh-oh. Time to pinch them now. [snickers]

Goofy

Gawrsh, This I gotta see.

Pistol

Waaaaaah!

Goofy

Are little sisters supposed to be motivated?