Max Goof quotes from Goof Troop

Goofy

Max, lunchtime! Get them while they're messy!

Thanks, Dad! One-nothing!

PJ

Are you sure this will work?

I'd stake your life on it, dude!

PJ

Okay, I lied to my parents once... oh, and I tore the head off my little sister's doll!

PJ, why are you telling me all this?

PJ

In case we don't make it, I wanna go with a clear conscience, y'know?

Get over here, PJ! We gotta talk!

PJ

No can do, dude! My dad's watching me... he's got all the exits covered!

No sweat!

Here, Peej, smash this muffin in my face!

PJ

[confused] Okay, but why?

It's the only way we can be friends!

PJ

No, I... I can't do it, Max...

You're gonna have to, PJ! It's our only hope! If you don't do this, we're gonna... [PJ smashes the muffin in Max's face] ... I think you're getting the hang of it.

It's not over yet! You've got twenty-three hours and fourteen minutes to do everything you ever wanted to do in your whole life!

PJ

Even the stuff I'd get killed for?

What have you got to lose? PJ, you're dead meat anyway!

PJ

Max? Maybe we oughta try something tamer, like skydiving off the Trump Tower?

Hey, when my best buddy's looking at life in prison with no parole, I'm not gonna let him miss his last chance to break his neck!

PJ

NO! NO! Don't operate! Okay, okay, I give, I give. I'M NOT REALLY SICK!!!

[as a surgeon] Oh, yes, you aaaare!

We're losing the trailer!

Goofy

Take the wheel, Max!

But I'm only eleven-and-a-half years old!

Goofy

That's all right, Maxie... this car is old enough to drive itself!

[giggles] You need a license to do this?

I'm eleven-and-a-half! Nothing scares me!

PJ

Except math tests.

[glaring at PJ] That's different, PJ...

Peej, on a scale of one to ten, how much does your dad usually like me?

PJ

Less than zero?

Dad, did people really used to call you the Skull?

Goofy

Sure did, Numb-skull!

PJ

No way! Forget it, Max! You cannot talk me into this one!

Aww, Peej! Fishing with your dad! What could be more fun?

PJ

Eating glass! You know what fishing with him is like? Not to mention when I turn green and toss three meals a day!

PJ

When are we gonna look for treasure?

Soon as we ditch the dads! New plan...

PJ

Oh, I hate this!

You'll love it! [singsong] You get to hit me!

PJ

[eagerly] Really?

Yeah! But I get to hit you... first!

Dad, PJ says Pete's a better fisherman than you!

Pete

Whaddaya mean lettin' your kid hit my kid just for tellin' the truth?

Goofy

[wondering where Pistol is] Where did that little snaper go? [sees Pistol climbing up the cotton candy machine] Pistol, get down from there! Pistol! [Pistol tries to get cotton candy from the machine but Goofy brings her down] Stay away from this thing. It's danger... [screams as he falls into the machine]

Pistol

You're right. [walks away]

[panicking while running to Goofy] Dad, Dad! What happened? Where's Pistol?

Goofy

We better go find her, Maxie, before she really gets excited!

Dad, P.J. and I wanna start a band.

Goofy

What? Fruit stand? But I just made cuppety cakes!

No, no! Guitars and amps.

Goofy

Oh, sorry, Max. But we're plumb out of stamps.

No, Dad! You're not getting it! We wanna start a band!

Goofy

Oh... ah-hyuck! You wanna buy a band! Hmm, well... it's okay with me.

Oh, yeah!

Peg

I know what's wrong. The only thing wrong with that rotten pineapple rind is fishing fever!

PJ

[gasps] Is that when you break out in fish hooks and your limbs scale off?

Peg

No, PJ, It's when your bait can of a father tricks you into doing his job so he can take the day off fishing!

He Tricked him for us?

Goofy

What?

PJ

Wait a minute. He wouldn't! Did he?

Peg

He could... he would... You're right, he did.

Goofy

Hmm.

Peg

Now, now, now... fishing fever is a very stubborn disease, so I'm afraid the cure will have to be... drastic.