A character in Goof Troop
Played by Jim Cummings
Goof Troop · 65 quotes
4th most-quoted character in Goof Troop: in 16 of its 65 quotes
Most scenes with: PJ (10), Max Goof (5), Peg (3)
PeteThe Ultra Fin Laser Guided Telescopic Fish Finder, oooh sweetheart! That's just where I'd put it! But where am I gonna get the money? Oh wait! I could sneak $100.00 from PJ's savings account, $200.00 from Pistol's college fund. $200 from...
PeteWanna bet?
Pete[imitating Goofy from earlier] Ah-hyuck! Ah-hyuck! Ah-hyuck! This car? Gawrsh, this car's only worth $1.09. Oops! Forgot that spot of rust. Ah-yuck! $1.02. And, gawrsh, oh, gawrsh, don't forget this BAG OF MONEY YOU LEFT ON THE BACK SEAT!
PeteAnd they all lived happily ever after; yada, yada, yada! You spuds shouldn't be wasting time in front of the tube! It's summer, for crying out loud's sakes; now go out and get a life! But keep it quiet! The game's about to start!
PeteFAKING?!
Dad, I don't feel so good.
PeteWhy'd you cut school over a stupid test?!
Well, 'cause you said if I...flunked, I'd be grounded for life!
PeteWHAT?! What do you mean, Thinking I'd really ground you for life?! I'd never ground you for life! How many times I gotta tell you?! Do as I think, not mean what I say! Just for that, you're grounded for life!
When are we gonna look for treasure?
Soon as we ditch the dads! New plan...
Oh, I hate this!
You'll love it! [singsong] You get to hit me!
[eagerly] Really?
Yeah! But I get to hit you... first!
[Max hauls back and punches PJ across Pete's boat, then starts to sob.]
Dad, PJ says Pete's a better fisherman than you!
PeteWhaddaya mean lettin' your kid hit my kid just for tellin' the truth?
PetePistol, what are you doing? Little bitsy girls can't fly!
[giggling] Oh, don't be silly, Daddy... I'm not flying, I'm landing!
PeteLanding? Oh, that's different... LANDING?!?!
[in a surgical mask] No, no, no. Don't look now, your eyes can't take the daylights!
PeteHey, wait a minute. Stop! Let me go! [whimpers] I, I tell you the, the only thing wrong with me is my profit margin!
[in a surgical mask] Hmmmm! Hmmmm! Mmm-hmmm! A clear case of terminal lazy-Ola, systemic shirk-itis, and a galloping boondoggle-emia. Not a second to lose!
Dadd-ee? Don't wanna bug ya, jus' a small request, but... can I have a baby brother, please?
Pete[distractedly] Sure, sure, candy, ice cream, baby brother, anything... soon as your mother gets home.
HELP! HELP! SOMEBODY FORGOT TO HIRE ME A STUNT DOUBLE!
There he is!
Now, when we find him, let me ask him about doing the commercials!
PeteNo! Let me do the talking! After all, I'm a better salesman!
What? You couldn't sell a good deed to Mother Teresa!
PeteWell, you couldn't sell ice to an Eskimo! HA!
PeteStealing's wrong! It's against the law... and it's just plain bad manners! And if I caught anyone I know stealing, I'd scale and sand 'em myself. Understood?
[Max and PJ look at each other and gulp.]
Thanks, Dad!
Thanks, Mr. P!
[The boys quickly exit as Pete wrestles with his new power tool.]
Aw, great! Leech is gonna kill us, the police are gonna arrest us, and my dad's gonna sand us!
Look, we'll hide the bottle here for tonight. In the morning we'll think of something!
Like changing our names and putting ourselves up for adoption?!
What about all those trophies on the "Wall of Petes", Dad?
Pete[sobbing] The Wall of Petes is a big pile of... horse feathers!
[stammers]
No, no, no. Don't look now, Max, your eyes can't take the daylights! Good. There it is, Mom. The tap dancing shoes all ready to tap dance.
Hmmmm! Hmmmm! Mmm-hmmm! A clear case of terminal lazy-Ola, systemic shirk-itis, and a galloping boondoggle-emia. Well done, PJ! Not a second to lose!
The tapping will cue in 4, 3, 2, 1 and 0. Oh, nice knowing you, Max.
Aah! Aaaaaaaah! Oh, god, please be mud.
It worked. What about all those trophies on the "Wall of Petes", Dad?
Pete[sobbing] The Wall of Petes is a big pile of... horse feathers!
[gasps] Hello. What's that? My bait can. I've been looking all over for it. Now I can take some fishing with Dad. Daphne's going to be in big trouble. With Daphne on fire, The Goods train will be destroyed. Once Daphne goes racing by with an out of control goods train and her fashion breaks on fire after that, I can turn green and toss three meals a day! Ooh, yeah. That will spook and surprise her. Wait a minute. She wouldn't be on fire. Would she?
He Tricked him for us?
What?
I did? Hey, I did. Really? Well, let me show you how I did.
I love show business! [laughs]
Daphne's been stealing everything. But she didn't steal my bait can. I'm keeping it for keeps.
PeteStealing's wrong! It's against the law... and it's just plain bad manners! And if I caught anyone I know stealing, I'd scale and sand 'em myself. Understood?
Thanks, Dad!
PeteThat's my boy.
Did Dad called me boy? Well, he did.
Aaaaaaaah!
Uh-oh. Time to pinch them now. [snickers]
Gawrsh, This I gotta see.
Waaaaaah!
Goofy, Max: Aaaaaaah!
Are little sisters supposed to be motivated?
PetePJ?!
Dad? [gasps] No! It can't be! The Ghost of My Dad! He came back to kill us all!
Goofy, Max, PJ: Aaaaah!
Pete! You're cured!
Thank goodness, you're well!
You gave us quite a scare.
I'm so glad you're okay.
And I'm so glad you got the tickets.
And I'm so glad you're strong enough.
And I'm so glad you got your pants back.
And I'm so glad you're finally better.
And I'm so glad you took the bad news.
And I'm so glad you're not dying.
And I'm so glad you got it right.
And I'm so glad you're back on the concrete.
And I'm so glad you've won.
And I'm so glad you told the truth just like you said! [hugs Pete at last] Don't you ever
trick us
again. And This time don't do it.
PeteVery well, boys. I won't do it again.
Pete, you're back!
Hey, Federal Department of Advertising Man. Pete's back.
He is? I don't know what to say. It's a miracle! What were you doing?
PeteI was calculating my life.
You were? Well, then, Welcome back, boss.
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