Goofy quotes from Goof Troop

Goofy

Me and Max are gonna be numero uno!

Goofy

I love show business! [laughs]

Goofy

Now, come on, Max. The family photo album's nothing to sneeze at!

Goofy

Must be lots of pollen in the family tree! [laughs]

Goofy

Max, lunchtime! Get them while they're messy!

Thanks, Dad! One-nothing!

We're losing the trailer!

Goofy

Take the wheel, Max!

But I'm only eleven-and-a-half years old!

Goofy

That's all right, Maxie... this car is old enough to drive itself!

[giggles] You need a license to do this?

Dad, did people really used to call you the Skull?

Goofy

Sure did, Numb-skull!

Goofy

[wondering where Pistol is] Where did that little snaper go? [sees Pistol climbing up the cotton candy machine] Pistol, get down from there! Pistol! [Pistol tries to get cotton candy from the machine but Goofy brings her down] Stay away from this thing. It's danger... [screams as he falls into the machine]

Pistol

You're right. [walks away]

[panicking while running to Goofy] Dad, Dad! What happened? Where's Pistol?

Goofy

We better go find her, Maxie, before she really gets excited!

Dad, P.J. and I wanna start a band.

Goofy

What? Fruit stand? But I just made cuppety cakes!

No, no! Guitars and amps.

Goofy

Oh, sorry, Max. But we're plumb out of stamps.

No, Dad! You're not getting it! We wanna start a band!

Goofy

Oh... ah-hyuck! You wanna buy a band! Hmm, well... it's okay with me.

Oh, yeah!

Peg

I know what's wrong. The only thing wrong with that rotten pineapple rind is fishing fever!

PJ

[gasps] Is that when you break out in fish hooks and your limbs scale off?

Peg

No, PJ, It's when your bait can of a father tricks you into doing his job so he can take the day off fishing!

He Tricked him for us?

Goofy

What?

PJ

Wait a minute. He wouldn't! Did he?

Peg

He could... he would... You're right, he did.

Goofy

Hmm.

Peg

Now, now, now... fishing fever is a very stubborn disease, so I'm afraid the cure will have to be... drastic.

Goofy

What?

He did? Yeah.

You are on strike with me.

PJ

On strike with Bulldozer Bob. Hold it. If he wins, Is he going to be my new father? Forever bad? On strike with Bulldozer Bob? Forever?!

Peg

Now, now, now... I got the answer, fishing fever is a very stubborn disease, Joining Bulldozer Bob is very good, Yes, indeed, so he can take care of you, but, I'm afraid the cure will have to be... drastic.

PJ

What's next on my Inheritance list? Hmm. I don't know what to do. Let's ask Mom. Hey, Mom, can you help me?

Peg

What is it, Son?

PJ

I really need your help to tell me what's wrong with Max.

Peg

I know what's wrong. The only thing wrong with that rotten pineapple rind is fishing fever.

PJ

[gasps] Is that when you break out in fish hooks and your limbs scale off?

Peg

No, PJ, It's when your bait can of yours tricks a father into doing his job so he can take the day off fishing.

PJ

Wait a minute. You're right.

He Tricked us?

Goofy

What? He did?

PJ

I did? I did. But I wouldn't do dare.

Peg

He could... he would... Oh. You're right, you did.

Goofy

Oh, he did. Hey, Peg! Somethin' is wrong here! He tricked my son!

Waaaah!

PJ

Listen to the Mom, Listen to the Mom.

Peg

Now, now, now... Thank you for cuing me, however, fishing fever is a very stubborn disease.

PJ

So the plan is we nab him.

Peg

Oh, That's a great idea, PJ, yes, indeed, but, I'm afraid the cure will have to be... drastic.

A mistake! A clerical error!

Goofy

I don't think so; he says it's from too many video games.

Six straight hours of Laser Burn. Seven million points and the new Spoonerville world record!

Goofy

Today's your dentist appointment.

But, Dad! Why do I have to go to the dentist? Grandpa never went to the dentist!

Goofy

Grandpa doesn't have any teeth, Maxie.

But my teeth are fine! [shows Goofy his teeth] Look, Pop, no cavities!

Goofy

That may be true, son. But you still need to have an annual checkup every 6 months.

[groans] So I'm trapped!

Goofy

I bet you're missing the point. Come on, I'm going to show you something.

No! You're not going to pull out the...

Goofy

Yep, the family photo album! [laughs]

Goofy

So you see, Maxie, Pete could've avoid all of that mess by going to the dentist in the first place.

I get the message, Dad! I'm getting my teeth checked out right now!

Goofy

Hold it, Maxie! Maybe the dentist can squeeze me in too. I think I had too many soda. Owie.

Oh. [sniffles] Now I know how Mr. Scrappy feels.

Goofy

What's wrong, Maxie?

Oh, Dad, All I wanted was to have a good day. But do I get one? No. My life has been invaded Earl's reckon numbers, bird trap, a fire breathing dragon and I just got ran over by a stampede of Buffaloes. How could this get any worse? Getting Trampled by Crowd?

Goofy

Guess not. Bye.