PJ quotes from Goof Troop

PJ

I know. I'll look. Hello, what's this? Mail for me? Okay. Wow. Hey, what's in the note? [reading] "Everyone has made me Inheritance boy of the year." Inheritance boy of the year. [as he starts packing, Max starts to sob] Inheritance boy of the year. I've been waiting for this entire moment. And Don't Worry, Mr. G, while I'm gone, I'll have the Federal Department of Advertising Man help you. One more thing. Pete's a better fisherman than you! [laughing loudly] So long, Mr. G! [continues laughing loudly] I did it. I finally did it! I tricked Max! [continues laughing loudly and whooping happily]

PJ

The radio. Perfect.

PJ

I think our club needs a coordination coordinator!

PJ

I did it. I tricked my Dad. It was just a conversation.

PJ

Dad, I know you treated me badly and I'm very sorry I tricked you. I promised I will never trick you again.

PJ

I would like to Thank Pete, My Dad, Peg, My Mom, Pistol, My Sister, My Friend Max and Mr. G for helping me.

PJ

[examining the damage to Pete's boat] Whoa, those guys are dead meat! When Dad sees this, he's gonna blow a gut!

Pistol

[shaking her head] Nah-uh... Betcha this time it's his spleen!

PJ

Quarter?

Pistol

You're covered!

PJ

You were right... spleen.

Pistol

Hiya, how you doing, nice to meet you, let me shake your hands while they're still attached to your arms!

PJ

Are you sure this will work?

I'd stake your life on it, dude!

PJ

Okay, I lied to my parents once... oh, and I tore the head off my little sister's doll!

PJ, why are you telling me all this?

PJ

In case we don't make it, I wanna go with a clear conscience, y'know?

Get over here, PJ! We gotta talk!

PJ

No can do, dude! My dad's watching me... he's got all the exits covered!

No sweat!

Here, Peej, smash this muffin in my face!

PJ

[confused] Okay, but why?

It's the only way we can be friends!

PJ

No, I... I can't do it, Max...

You're gonna have to, PJ! It's our only hope! If you don't do this, we're gonna... [PJ smashes the muffin in Max's face] ... I think you're getting the hang of it.

It's not over yet! You've got twenty-three hours and fourteen minutes to do everything you ever wanted to do in your whole life!

PJ

Even the stuff I'd get killed for?

What have you got to lose? PJ, you're dead meat anyway!

PJ

Max? Maybe we oughta try something tamer, like skydiving off the Trump Tower?

Hey, when my best buddy's looking at life in prison with no parole, I'm not gonna let him miss his last chance to break his neck!

PJ

NO! NO! Don't operate! Okay, okay, I give, I give. I'M NOT REALLY SICK!!!

[as a surgeon] Oh, yes, you aaaare!

Pete

FAKING?!

PJ

Dad, I don't feel so good.

Pete

Why'd you cut school over a stupid test?!

PJ

Well, 'cause you said if I...flunked, I'd be grounded for life!

Pete

WHAT?! What do you mean, Thinking I'd really ground you for life?! I'd never ground you for life! How many times I gotta tell you?! Do as I think, not mean what I say! Just for that, you're grounded for life!

I'm eleven-and-a-half! Nothing scares me!

PJ

Except math tests.

[glaring at PJ] That's different, PJ...

Peej, on a scale of one to ten, how much does your dad usually like me?

PJ

Less than zero?