A character in Goof Troop
Played by Rob Paulsen
Goof Troop · 65 quotes
Most-quoted character in Goof Troop: in 38 of its 65 quotes
Most scenes with: Max Goof (22), Pete (10), Peg (10)
PJNo way! Forget it, Max! You cannot talk me into this one!
Aww, Peej! Fishing with your dad! What could be more fun?
PJEating glass! You know what fishing with him is like? Not to mention when I turn green and toss three meals a day!
PJWhen are we gonna look for treasure?
Soon as we ditch the dads! New plan...
PJOh, I hate this!
You'll love it! [singsong] You get to hit me!
PJ[eagerly] Really?
Yeah! But I get to hit you... first!
[Max hauls back and punches PJ across Pete's boat, then starts to sob.]
Dad, PJ says Pete's a better fisherman than you!
Whaddaya mean lettin' your kid hit my kid just for tellin' the truth?
Dad, P.J. and I wanna start a band.
What? Fruit stand? But I just made cuppety cakes!
No, no! Guitars and amps.
Oh, sorry, Max. But we're plumb out of stamps.
No, Dad! You're not getting it! We wanna start a band!
Oh... ah-hyuck! You wanna buy a band! Hmm, well... it's okay with me.
[Max turns up the volume on the TV sending Goofy flying back into the kitchen]
Oh, yeah!
I know what's wrong. The only thing wrong with that rotten pineapple rind is fishing fever!
PJ[gasps] Is that when you break out in fish hooks and your limbs scale off?
No, PJ, It's when your bait can of a father tricks you into doing his job so he can take the day off fishing!
He Tricked him for us?
What?
PJWait a minute. He wouldn't! Did he?
He could... he would... You're right, he did.
Hmm.
Goofy, Max, PJ: Nah! He didn't. But what should we do now?
Now, now, now... fishing fever is a very stubborn disease, so I'm afraid the cure will have to be... drastic.
What?
He did? Yeah.
You are on strike with me.
PJOn strike with Bulldozer Bob. Hold it. If he wins, Is he going to be my new father? Forever bad? On strike with Bulldozer Bob? Forever?!
Goofy, Max, PJ: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaah! What do we do?!
Now, now, now... I got the answer, fishing fever is a very stubborn disease, Joining Bulldozer Bob is very good, Yes, indeed, so he can take care of you, but, I'm afraid the cure will have to be... drastic.
PJ[in a surgical mask] No, no, no. Don't look now, your eyes can't take the daylights!
Hey, wait a minute. Stop! Let me go! [whimpers] I, I tell you the, the only thing wrong with me is my profit margin!
[in a surgical mask] Hmmmm! Hmmmm! Mmm-hmmm! A clear case of terminal lazy-Ola, systemic shirk-itis, and a galloping boondoggle-emia. Not a second to lose!
PJHere you go.
Oh, thank you. Thank you ever so much.
PJWhat's next on my Inheritance list? Hmm. I don't know what to do. Let's ask Mom. Hey, Mom, can you help me?
What is it, Son?
PJI really need your help to tell me what's wrong with Max.
I know what's wrong. The only thing wrong with that rotten pineapple rind is fishing fever.
PJ[gasps] Is that when you break out in fish hooks and your limbs scale off?
No, PJ, It's when your bait can of yours tricks a father into doing his job so he can take the day off fishing.
PJWait a minute. You're right.
He Tricked us?
What? He did?
PJI did? I did. But I wouldn't do dare.
He could... he would... Oh. You're right, you did.
Oh, he did. Hey, Peg! Somethin' is wrong here! He tricked my son!
Waaaah!
PJListen to the Mom, Listen to the Mom.
Now, now, now... Thank you for cuing me, however, fishing fever is a very stubborn disease.
PJSo the plan is we nab him.
Oh, That's a great idea, PJ, yes, indeed, but, I'm afraid the cure will have to be... drastic.
You know, maybe we're targeting the wrong audience.
PJEighty-five gallons of sweat later you tell me this?
PJHow come when somebody gets three wishes on TV, they always blow it?
Ah, Peege, they're just cartoons. They don't know any better.
PJI mean, everybody knows you'd just wish for more wishes.
Well, if you had all the wishes in the world, what would you wish for?
[PJ has struggled to get himself to stand on his skates, and the two start skating.]
PJOh, man; I'd be the best at everything! I'd be the best basketball player, baseball player, race car driver, and...definitely the best...skater! Whoa!
Oh, look! Harold Hatchback's got Miss Spoonerville for his new commercial! I guess some men love their women with mustaches!
PJOh for crying out's sakes; that spud gets ALL the celebrities! What does he do? Hang out at "Nose Jobs for Less?"
Well, it sure beats your ad with Gibblet the Clown!
HELP! HELP! SOMEBODY FORGOT TO HIRE ME A STUNT DOUBLE!
PJThere he is!
Now, when we find him, let me ask him about doing the commercials!
No! Let me do the talking! After all, I'm a better salesman!
What? You couldn't sell a good deed to Mother Teresa!
Well, you couldn't sell ice to an Eskimo! HA!
Stealing's wrong! It's against the law... and it's just plain bad manners! And if I caught anyone I know stealing, I'd scale and sand 'em myself. Understood?
[Max and PJ look at each other and gulp.]
PJThanks, Dad!
Thanks, Mr. P!
[The boys quickly exit as Pete wrestles with his new power tool.]
PJAw, great! Leech is gonna kill us, the police are gonna arrest us, and my dad's gonna sand us!
Look, we'll hide the bottle here for tonight. In the morning we'll think of something!
PJLike changing our names and putting ourselves up for adoption?!
PJ, red alert! Scramble!
PJYo, Max! What is it?
Peej, your dad's gonna pop Bubbles!
PJ[gasps] Be right down!
[wink cleverly at each other] Why, look! [point to Pistol's bed] There she is!
[Pistol looks at the bed confusedly, then rubs her eyes]
PJ, is this a con or what?
PJPistol, she's sitting right on your bed!
[Pistol tries looking harder, then she turns around and looks between her legs with her book landing on the floor, and when she gets back up, she picks the book up again]
Nope. Don't see Inky.
PJWell, we do. [using the book to describe what Inky looks like] Oh, yeah. Uh, let's see. About eight-foot-three, [shows the picture] funny hat, little flower in her lapel thing sort of.
[looks at the book and looks surprised then delighted as she imagines she's seeing Inky] Yeah!
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