PJ quotes from Goof Troop

PJ

What about all those trophies on the "Wall of Petes", Dad?

Pete

[sobbing] The Wall of Petes is a big pile of... horse feathers!

I just don't get it. Every time I go outside and say what a beautiful day it is something bad happens to me. Wait a minute. If I say the opposite maybe nothing bad will happen. Yeah. I'll go give it a try. What a terrible horrible no-good really bad day.

PJ

Wait a minute. He wouldn't! do that. Would he? Did he say that?

Peg

He could... he would... You're right, he did.

Bing.

PJ

What now, Mom?

Peg

Now, now, now... Going outside is very Unlucky for Max, so you don't have to worry, but I'm afraid the cure will have to be... drastic.

PJ

I think you got a point.

[stammers]

PJ

No, no, no. Don't look now, Max, your eyes can't take the daylights! Good. There it is, Mom. The tap dancing shoes all ready to tap dance.

Peg

Hmmmm! Hmmmm! Mmm-hmmm! A clear case of terminal lazy-Ola, systemic shirk-itis, and a galloping boondoggle-emia. Well done, PJ! Not a second to lose!

PJ

The tapping will cue in 4, 3, 2, 1 and 0. Oh, nice knowing you, Max.

Aah! Aaaaaaaah! Oh, god, please be mud.

PJ

It worked. What about all those trophies on the "Wall of Petes", Dad?

Pete

[sobbing] The Wall of Petes is a big pile of... horse feathers!

PJ

[gasps] Hello. What's that? My bait can. I've been looking all over for it. Now I can take some fishing with Dad. Daphne's going to be in big trouble. With Daphne on fire, The Goods train will be destroyed. Once Daphne goes racing by with an out of control goods train and her fashion breaks on fire after that, I can turn green and toss three meals a day! Ooh, yeah. That will spook and surprise her. Wait a minute. She wouldn't be on fire. Would she?

He Tricked him for us?

Goofy

What?

PJ

I did? Hey, I did. Really? Well, let me show you how I did.

Goofy

I love show business! [laughs]

PJ

Daphne's been stealing everything. But she didn't steal my bait can. I'm keeping it for keeps.

Pete

Stealing's wrong! It's against the law... and it's just plain bad manners! And if I caught anyone I know stealing, I'd scale and sand 'em myself. Understood?

PJ

Thanks, Dad!

Pete

That's my boy.

PJ

Did Dad called me boy? Well, he did.

Aaaaaaaah!

PJ

Uh-oh. Time to pinch them now. [snickers]

Goofy

Gawrsh, This I gotta see.

Pistol

Waaaaaah!

Goofy

Are little sisters supposed to be motivated?

PJ

There. That did the trick on her. Finally. I got my seat back. Phew. The rockets will make me happier.

PJ

This better be good.

PJ

This better be good.

PJ

This better be good. Phew.

PJ

It worked! Out of the way!

PJ

Ouuuuch!

Peg

(gasps) PJ! Are you being mean to your sister?!

PJ

Yes, I should've gotten her a book.

Pete

PJ?!

PJ

Dad? [gasps] No! It can't be! The Ghost of My Dad! He came back to kill us all!

Goofy

Pete! You're cured!

PJ

Thank goodness, you're well!

You gave us quite a scare.

PJ

I'm so glad you're okay.

And I'm so glad you got the tickets.

PJ

And I'm so glad you're strong enough.

And I'm so glad you got your pants back.

PJ

And I'm so glad you're finally better.

And I'm so glad you took the bad news.

PJ

And I'm so glad you're not dying.

And I'm so glad you got it right.

PJ

And I'm so glad you're back on the concrete.

And I'm so glad you've won.

PJ

And I'm so glad you told the truth just like you said! [hugs Pete at last] Don't you ever

trick us

PJ

again. And This time don't do it.

Pete

Very well, boys. I won't do it again.

Pete, you're back!

Hey, Federal Department of Advertising Man. Pete's back.

He is? I don't know what to say. It's a miracle! What were you doing?

Pete

I was calculating my life.

You were? Well, then, Welcome back, boss.

PJ

NO! NO! Don't operate! I don't believe it. It was just a dream. I'm saved! Whew.

Peg

Now, now, now... now that you're cured, after all, what I did to them, so I'm sorry I was too drastic. And I will never ever be ashamed with you.

Pete

And I'm sorry I scared them, I would luau with you.

Peg

Well, I wouldn't luau with you if my hula hips depended on it!

All is forgotten and forgiven. Apology has been accepted. Take them away, Federal Department of Advertising Man!

Of course, buddy. Of course. I will. That's right, come on. I'll take you two away. It's no problem.