Vanessa quotes from Goodness Gracious Me

So, Vanessa, I hear you're something of a wiz in the kitchen. Is that one of your famous curries I smell cooking?

No, it's roast lamb, roast potatoes, roast vegetables and roast gravy, actually!

Oh tuhadi rab day vastay! Aah ki hoya?

I beg your pardon?

Oh, my God.

I believe that mad dogs and Englishmen go out in the midday sun. And after all, my husband is an Englishman.

Which must make you the mad...

[interrupts] Another jug of Pimm's, darling?

So, what are you fellows up to?

I'm waiting for my mamaji and papaji…oh, tuhadi!

He means his mater and pater.

Of course. Maker, paper.

Well, I must say I'm very surprised to see people like you in the pub.

What do you mean by "people like us"?

Well, it is a peculiarly British habit, is it not?

Yes, and we are peculiarly British.

Uh-huh. We're as peculiar as they come.

I choose Britannia when I fly.

Puppies and the Queen Mum make me cry.

I'm upper class 'cos I'm rich and fair.

And I wear ladies' underwear!