Dennis quotes from Goodness Gracious Me

Been following the cricket?

Oh, shocking! We haven't been playing too well at all.

Well, you know, the cricketing world looks upon us as a developing nation.

Of course they do. But the Indians have been playing very well.

Oh tuhadi rab day vastay! Aah ki hoya?

I beg your pardon?

Oh, my God.

Are any of you lot called Dennis Cooper?

Yes. How do you know?

Because you've written your name in the sand!

May I take your hat, sir?

No, get your own!

I say, Dennis, this fox-hunting's a bloody good lark, what?

Yes, but I keep falling off mine!

Well, we love our traditional English Christmases. Yes, James Bond, the Queen's speech, the smell of nuts roasting on an open fire.

Oh, so sorry! Must've been standing too close to the oven!

Haven't you read your King James Bible?

Of course, of course. Nearly finished it, but don't tell me what happens in the end!

Hello, there.

Hello, my old chappie. Dennis Cooper. Table for four, please!

Yes, please. Not too near the band.

So, what are you fellows up to?

I'm waiting for my mamaji and papaji…oh, tuhadi!

He means his mater and pater.

Of course. Maker, paper.

Well, I must say I'm very surprised to see people like you in the pub.

What do you mean by "people like us"?

Well, it is a peculiarly British habit, is it not?

Yes, and we are peculiarly British.

Uh-huh. We're as peculiar as they come.

I choose Britannia when I fly.

Puppies and the Queen Mum make me cry.

I'm upper class 'cos I'm rich and fair.

And I wear ladies' underwear!