[to Will] So here's the deal. You do with your depressing little group of kids what I did with my wealthy elderly mother: Euthanize it. It's their time.
“Showmance” · Season 1, Episode 2
In this episode: Rachel Berry (2), Sue Sylvester (2), Finn Hudson (1), Puck (1), Emma Pillsbury (1)
Let me be the one to break the silence. That was the most offensive thing I've seen in twenty years of teaching. And that includes an elementary school production of Hair.
So, why did you ask me to help you?
'Cause it's the only way I'm gonna be good...like you.
You think I'm good?
Yeah. I mean when we first met I thought you were intimidating, and that you talk way more than you should. I even looked under my bed to see if you were hiding there. [Sees Rachel is upset by this] But then I heard you sing. I don't know how to explain it, but it touched me... here. [puts his hand on his heart but, mistakenly puts it on his right side of his chest]
Your heart is on this side of your chest [places her hand on Finn's and moves it to the left side of his chest. They look at each other]
It's beating really fast.
Do you want a drink I`ll buy you one?
Yeah.
[Rachel takes two plastic cups, and pours the drinks]
Virgin Cosmos
I like the cups. Like airplane cups all airplane like.
[They stop drinking. Finn notices some of the Cosmo on Rachel's lip.]
Finn You've got a little Virgin Cosmo...[Finn wipes the drink away from Rachel's lip then kisses her]
You know, you can kiss me again, if you want to.
Finn I want to.
[They kiss]
PPuck
[about the Cheerios] Those skirts are crunchy toast! Santana Lopez bent over in hers the other day, and I swear I could see her ovaries.
[about vomiting to lose weight] I tried but I guess I just don't have a gag reflex.
One day, when you're older, that'll turn out to be a gift.
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