Why are you my second, Huckleberry? Shouldn't you be over there with Riley?
Well, it was decided that if things get out of hand, I was the best choice to... contain you.
Oh, you think you can?
Yeah, but I'll probably pay for it pretty good.
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S1 E15Unfinished Business
You're the worst bully ever, Peaches.
I know. "Peaches the bully" just doesn't strike fear into the hearts of anybody.
RMRiley Mathews
Thank you for meeting me.I know you probably have something to say, you always have something to say. But now it's my turn to talk. You need to listen, you need to watch. Welcome to Rileytown. I twirl around when I'm happy. I dance by myself. And sometimes I give awards to myself for doing something good so that maybe I'll do something good again. And you're not going to stop me by showing everyone your little video that shows everyone that I do it. Because I'm going to show everyone right now. Welcome back to the Riley Awards! And now your host British Riley!
Hi British Riley.
And now, for the biggest award of the evening! This here award is for not only facing your fears, but doing it in front of everyone I know in my horrible accent! and the winner is... Riley! I would like to thank everyone who helped me get here. My friends... Because true friends let you be who you are. I'd also like to thank you because this was hard. But I've grown today, so thank you. Hey, where are you going?
Look Riles, the farther away she goes, the smaller she gets.
We don't need adult supervision anymore. We're becoming wonderful young adults.
Says who?
The ghost of the bay window.
Oh, the ghost of the bay window.
When you guys go to sleep, she floats in.
She goes, "boo." We go, "aah!"
CMCorey Matthews
We all laugh and discuss the way ghosts are portrayed in the media.
Are you making fun of us?
Pretty sure we are.
Today is the best day ever. Peaches! Oh, my gosh. I have never felt better in my life. Let's go rob a bank!
[Maya is trying to talk Riley out of trying out for the cheerleading squad]
How many years are you gonna do this to me?
What am I doing to you?
Every year I have to tell you that you're good. You know what? You're not good. You're not as good as Samantha, you're not as good as Heather, you're not as good as any girl with any name, or doesn't have a name, or doesn't exist, or is a rock.
[pointing at his drawing of a light bulb] Who invented this?
Thomas Edison, the Wizard of Menlo Park.
After how many tries?
Six!
No! Anyone think he invented it after his first try?
I do!
No!
All right, I was trying something, and now I'm going back to the way things were.
Why didn't he invent the lightbulb on his first try?
IBIsaiah "Zay" Babineaux
'Cause it was dark! [pats Lucas on the shoulder] Got your back.
What's the difference between riding a sheep and riding a bull?
DEATH! Death is the difference!
He's going to do great, Maya. Zay, tell him he's going to do great.
IZIsaiah 'Zay' Babineaux
[without conviction] You'll do great.
Truth.
IZIsaiah 'Zay' Babineaux
You're gonna die.
You won't do anything to me 'cause I'm a New York intellectual and you don't wanna be a cliche.
PJPappy Joe
...Lucas, fetch me my shotgun.
Okay!
Brother and sister. Riley and I are brother and sister now. What does that even mean?
IZIsaiah 'Zay' Babineaux
What does anything mean out the mouth of a girl?
[about Lucas and Maya] You think they like each other?
IZIsaiah 'Zay' Babineaux
I do. But I think they liked each other better when she was yelling at him all the time.
[to Lucas] Riley's my sister. I'm her only brother. And her only brother's telling you, whatever happens, don't hurt my sister. Now get of my room, I'm doing my podcast.
[reading his "forgiveness note"] "Dear Farkle, I forgive you for ruining every single movie we've ever seen together." How do I ruin every single movie?
IBIsaiah "Zay" Babineaux
Ah, read mine. Read mine.
(reads) "I forgive you for figuring out the end of every movie and shouting it out before it happens."
IBIsaiah "Zay" Babineaux
Because, see, we don't want to know.
I just want to share my abilities with my friends.
We don't want your abilities.
IBIsaiah "Zay" Babineaux
Your abilities make us want to hurt you.
(talks to Maya and Riley as they leave Mr. Matthews' classroom) Riley, Maya, movie with me?
Are you crazy?
Never again.
"She dies!"
"He blows up!"
"She's the killer."
"Nobody gets out of Monkey Town."
Are you crazy?
Hurt you.
(to Lucas and Zay) Well, thank you for forgiving me. Do you think we could still go to the movies if I stop telling you what happens next?
Do you think you can?
Of course I can. "Oh, let's give him one more chance." "Hey!" Then you chase me, and then I scream.
IBIsaiah "Zay" Babineaux
Oh, let's give him one more chance.
Hey!
It's just too much fun! Ahh! (Lucas and Zay chase Farkle)
You don't think I can do this, do you?
KHKaty Hart
I think that you are Topanga Matthews, attorney at law, and that might perhaps color the way that you deal with customers, who I don't even think will believe that you're a waitress.
I could be a fine waitress. And what will you have, sir?
CCustomer
Yeah, give me the cheesecake.
You want to try that a different way, chief?
We are somehow surrounded by the people we need in our lives. They're right in front of me. I can see them. I don't know how it happened that the four of us are here together in this place at this time right now. That part is a mystery to me. But I'm grateful that it happened.
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