Lorelei, Emily and others in “I'm a Kayak, Hear Me Roar”

There's no such thing as a non-alcoholic cocktail.

Emily

There most certainly is, it's called a mock-tail. I can offer you a Shirley Temple or a Roy Rogers.

Lorelai

Or how about a Howdy Doody or a Captain Kangaroo... [takes a sip of the mock-tail] Oh, that's a strong one Mom, you know I'm driving.

Rory

Tastes great.

Lorelai

You know what else tastes great? Rum.