He's definitely moved out. Last time I saw the "beagle"s car in the driveway was days ago. Then I saw the movers truck. So only the "hen" lives there now.
So did the "hen" break up with the "beagle" or the "beagle" break up with the "hen"?
I don't know.
The poor "hen".
She's been through so much. I was kinda getting used to him...the "beagle".
He's not right for her. He's a "beagle" you know. And "beagles" belong with "beagles".
And the "hen" belongs with the "rooster".
Maybe.
Well, does the "rooster" know about the "hen" and the "beagle".
Oh yeah, Esther Tilly was in here yesterday, blabbing her big mouth off.
Oh, how did he take it. Did you see his face?
Oh yeah, but you know the "rooster", it's like looking at Stonehenge. I don't know what he thinks.
Oh, I hope he gets his act together because I think they're perfect.
I think the "hen" belongs with someone else. Like a "penguin" or an "ostrich".
I can no longer sit here listening to this.
Oh good. Go sit over there.
I'm sorry but I can't in good conscience let this perverse conversation continue. Are you insinuating that a hen could mate with an ostrich? Because even ignoring the question of biological feasibility, it's completely morally reprehensible...How do you expect her to lay those eggs!?!?
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