The redcoat is here!
Cuz I was thinking all that time in England, you might forget which side of the road to drive on.
Hey, don't steal my material.
What do you mean, "your material?" You ripped me off.
I ripped you off? That's like saying Lenny Bruce rips off Carrot Top or Woody Allen gets his material from the "whats-his-name" the guy with the watermelons.
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