“Lorelai, Out of Water” · Season 3
In this episode: Lorelai Gilmore (4), Rory Gilmore (3), Luke Danes (2), Lane Kim (1)
I appreciate that. So, tell me, your cousin getting married Saturday, what’s his story?
James. Very quiet, kind of skulky, couldn’t meet anyone here, so his family arranged to have a girl shipped over from the old country.
I hope they cut air holes in the box.
Hey, got any good stories?
Nope, sorry.
Ah, nothing? No crazy, colorful uncle? Best friend with a funny name?
Jeff Smith?
Skeletons in the family closet? War wounds? Funny shaped scars?
It really throws you off when Rory’s late, doesn’t it?
So you’re gonna fish to fulfill your destiny?
That’s right.
And you’re gonna learn to fish to fulfill your destiny from a book?
Yes.
And you sanctioned this?
Yes.
Okay, Thelma, Louise, possibly there’s another way to learn to fish.
The Fishing Channel.
I fish.
You set my alarm for 5:15 a.m.
[walking into the kitchen] I know, and I did it for purely practical reasons.
Which are?
My alarm is just not as reliable as your scream.
I look adorable! No one ever told me that if you fish, you get to buy an outfit. I'll do just about anything if I can buy an outfit!
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