If I came in there wearing white gloves, what would I find?
That you could pull a rabbit out of your hat?
“That'll Do, Pig” · Season 3
In this episode: Lorelai Gilmore (4), Emily Gilmore (3), Rory Gilmore (1), Jess Mariano (1), Dean Forrester (1)
This couch cannot stay.
Yes, it can.
It’s awful.
It can hear you.
Okay, so monkey lamp’s in the closet, singing rabbi’s in a drawer, and all Spice Girl memorabilia’s under your bed. How do I look?
Like a woman who does not own any Spice Girl memorabilia.
You look pretty, too.
You need to develop a defense mechanism for dealing with Grandma.
What are you talking about?
You just need a system, a new mindset. Take me, for example.
What about you?
Well, I know there are many things in my life you don't approve of.
Like what?
Like this couch.
Well, this couch is terrible.
Okay, good – you think the couch is terrible. Now, at one point in my life, you saying a couch that I carefully picked out and had to pay off over eight months is terrible might've hurt my feelings, but not anymore.
No?
No.
Why not?
Because one day, I decided that instead of being hurt and upset by your disapproval, I'm gonna be amused. I'm gonna find it funny. I'm even going to take a little bit of pleasure in it.
You take pleasure in my disapproval?
I encourage it sometimes just for a laugh.
I don't know what to think of that.
Think, ‘hey, that's brilliant', because this idea could set you free.
CClara
Is Jess your real name?
Yes.
CClara
Do you like it?
It's fine.
CClara
Would you rather be named Bill?
No.
CClara
Frank?
No.
CClara
Mike?
No.
CClara
Bob?
No.
CClara
Ed?
Does this belong to you?
Clara, you want a snowcone?
CClara
Yes, will you get me a snowcone?
Absolutely. Go stand in the middle of the street and wait for me, I'll be right back.
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