Gilmore Girls · Season 2, Episode 5
“Nick & Nora/Sid & Nancy” · Season 2, Episode 5
In this episode: Luke Danes (3), Lorelai Gilmore (2), Rory Gilmore (2), Jess Mariano (2)
[looking at windows] So do these open?
Oh yeah, you just have to unlatch them and then push.
Great. Shall we?
Shall we what?
Bail.
No.
Why?
Because it's Tuesday night in Stars Hollow. There's nowhere to bail to. The 24-hour mini-mart just closed twenty minutes ago.
[about Luke] What, are you sleeping with him or something?
Excuse me?
I don't know, the whole starry eyed "you're so much better off, just give it a chance" speech... You're either really naive, or you're getting some.
Ugh. There have been very few moments in my life where I have actually wished I had one of those enormous cream pies you can just smash in someone's face, but this is definitely one of them.
What are you doing talking to him about stuff like that?!
I'm trying to help you.
I don't need your help!
Uh, yeah you do.
Oh, here we go again with this "I'm not prepared for this" crap!
This is not crap, this is the truth! Luke, you should've heard him talking.
I don't need to hear him talking, he's my nephew and I know what I'm doing. And I'm getting a little tired of your condescending-
I am not being condescending!
Oh, you have a kid, so you know everything, right?
I have a kid, so yeah, I know a little more than you do.
You know, you ever think maybe you just got lucky with Rory? I mean, you did get pregnant at sixteen! That doesn't show the greatest decision making skills, now does it?
Wow... two pies.
What the hell you talking about?
I'll have two coffees and two cherry danishes to go please.
Two coffees and two cherry danishes...
And some napkins...
One of these is for her, isn't it?
Who? Oh, no no no they are for me. I am super hungry today. I had to debate ordering three but I'll tell you how I feel after two.
Tell you what, I give you one danish and one cup of coffee - you can sit over there and when you are finished, right over there, I'll bring the second one.
You're really gonna just stand there and watch me eat a danish?
Cable is out and I'm starved for some entertainment.
I don't even like kids. They're always sticky like they've got jam on their hands. Even if there's no jam in the house, somehow, they've always got jam on their hands! I'm not the right guy to deal with that. I have no patience for jam hands!
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