ProfessorWhy, you ladies certainly look as beautiful as ever tonight.
Ha, ha. Professor, I bet you say that to all the girls.
Mary Ann, we are... all the girls.
S2 E32 Meet the Meteor
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Played by Russell Johnson
Gilligan's Island · 66 quotes
4th most-quoted character in Gilligan's Island: in 17 of its 66 quotes
Most scenes with: Gilligan (9), The Skipper Grumby (8), Mr. Howell (7)
Scenes with Professor Roy Hinkley 16
ProfessorProfessorWe've been all over this island and were not even sure Lord Beasley has even seen a Pussycat Swallowtail.
Where else can he afford to look?
Good heavens!
Looking for a butterfly under the water?
That's what I call a determined man.
That's what I call a determined nut!
You and your big mouth! [after Gilligan remarks that the only place Beasley hasn't searched the mountain, and Beasley forces them to climb it]
S3 E7 Man With a Net
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