He's older than my father was when he died of old age.
Very simple way to die.
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Whoa!
Oh, my god. How about that?
I used to always say you can never have too much morphine, but apparently that is incorrect.
You're gonna have to go through the dirt.
Oh, that's cool. It'll be like Woodstock, there was a lot of mud.
He discovered his ghost power. He can leave the property.
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Bon appetit!
Oh, my god. Is this wedding over yet?
One second, Jay.
Just like that, we're back.
Who wouldn't enjoy staring at the gorgeous porcelain skin?
'Tis from the blood letting that killed me.
I'm tired and my hands hurt.
Yeah, sorry I couldn't find that second shovel, Jay.
You threw it behind the shed, Sam.
They're back!
Nice! You see sometimes this ghost stuff just resolves itself. That's a good lesson for the future.
You were literally just saying that if we got out of there you would turn over a new leaf and be a better person. Here's your chance.
Yes, well, perhaps we could start with something smaller? I could compliment one of Samantha's dreadful sweaters! [turns to Sam] That looks...lovely.
If I were kidnapped and trapped in an underground lair, would you risk eternity in the dirt for the chance to save me?
Of course! And I love that these are our hypotheticals.
Sam's dad's coming to visit today.
That's adorable! He thinks there are things going on in this house that we don't know about.
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