Ooh. What's going on?
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S1 E15Unfinished Business
It's time we finally discuss our little Christmas dalliance.
My relationship's on the line and Jay's pinching pennies.
Tara Reid is giving a speech.
Okay. What do Vikings eat?
Happy Valentine's Day to me.
TTerry
So, you're proposing a book about a regular guy who was near some things and then crapped himself to death?
Isaac, you don't need to have a book written about you to be a significant person. You fought in the Revolutionary War. You invented the sniper rifle!
And killed a British officer with it from a hundred paces.
And then you got that guy to date you. After that!
That is pretty impressive.
IIssac
Sweet, sweet external validation! We're somebody again!
I'll need you all to reintroduce yourselves. Last time, I wasn't listening, because I didn't care. But that was the old Elias. The new Elias sees you all as equals. Even the women.
Well, that is some growth.
Oh, you know hell. Lots of, uh, paperwork.
You can send emails?
Yes, hell is mostly emails. And Zooms that should have been emails.
You should've thought of that before you traded your soul to save some snot-nosed urchin.
She never was much of a little kid person.
Well, that's nonsense, I employed hundreds of them.
I can't go to hell! Elias said my soul's too pretty!
Let's see, what else am I sorry for? I lost your family china in a poker game, then blamed it on the valet.
That's where that went? Gerald went to prison.
And I'm truly sorry.
....
OK, I suppose that's not an unforgiveable act.
Oh! Once I partook in all of your cocaine and replaced it with wig powder.
YOU'RE A MONSTER!
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