You clean the gunk out of the kitchen sink, and I will get the extra blankets out of the attic.
Why--why do I have to clean the gunk?
Because I pried that watch off of your ancestor's rotting corpse.
Fine. But you get to use that, like, two more times.
What a lovely surprise. Although isn't it a little early for you to be up? It's only April.
Right, as a teen ghost, you usually sleep for months on end.
I know. Some dumb living woke me up.
Alexa, How did Alexander Hamilton die?
AAlexa
Alexander Hamilton died of a gunshot wound on July 12, 1804 at 47 years old.
AAlexa
Playing "Kiss Me" by Sixpence None the Richer.
That's my special new poster.
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