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George of the Jungle · Season 1

George of the Jungle Season 1 quotes

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S1Witching Stick

[George is talking to Magnolia in her treehouse]

So... George has question. What would happen if your dad's witch doctor witch doctoring stick got broken, huh?

[Magnolia screams in horror, causing George to scream, too. Magnolia's scream is so loud, her perfume bottles shatter, and her mirror breaks.]

My dad's witch doctor witch doctoring stick is broken?! [Screams]

Oh, no, no, no, no, no! Uh, George just wondering, that's all. [Chuckles nervously]

[Relieved] Oh. [Laughs] Phew! 'Cuz my dad always told me that if anything happens to that stick... [eerily] The jungle will be destroyed by evil spirits.

[Screams]

[Screams] Stop doin' that!

[George is talking to a squirrel]

So, how does squirrel think evil spirits will destroy jungle? Earthquake? Tornado? Giant theme park with high-priced parking?

SSquirrel

Nah, I'm thinkin' a giant monster eats everything in its path. Plants... Animals... People... Everything. And then the entire jungle digests slowly in its gut.

[George screams, causing the squirrel to scream, using Ursula's reused screaming voice clip, oddly enough]

S1Trouble with Banaquats

Fall in the jungle. [A rabbit goes into a tree trunk, where it removes its pelt, and takes winter clothing] As the days grow shorter, nature clothes herself in the glory of changing season... the sounds of crunching leaves... [a large leaf crushes a monkey; George struggles to rake the leaf, when a strange smell catches George's nose] and the smell of autumn in the air.

[George begins to search for the smell. When he ends up in a tree, he sees something that horrifies him]

It can't be. Please, no!

[Down on the ground is a bananaquat bush]

[Gasps] NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

[Magnolia is in her treehouse trying her new pajamas on Ursula]

My new line of fake faux fur pajamas is gonna be a hit!

[The door suddenly flies open. George is standing at it, looking terrified]

They're here. Save yourselves.

[Confused] Who's here?

[Begins blocking Magnolia's door] BANANAQUATS!

[Magnolia gasps]

[Giggles] That's a funny name.

[Jumps on Ursula] There's nothing funny about bananaquats!

Why? What are they?

[Magnolia drops Ursula and paces around nervously with George]

A fast-growin' yellow fruit that appears once every three years.

[She and George bump into each other. They hold onto each other, trembling with fear]

You're afraid of a... fruit?

No. Afraid of what fruit does... to Ape.

He goes crazy when he eats them.

WE HAVE TO HIDE!!!!

S1Jungle Bells

Daddy, what are we doing for Christmas this year? [grins widely]

[nervously] Well, honey, this Christmas, we're... in the jungle.

Uh-huh.

And... we don't have snow, or stores, or fancy food, so I thought we might... skip it this year.

[Ursula's eye twitches. The jungle shakes from her furious yelling.]

SKIP... CHRISTMAS?! NEVER!!!

We could have an extra big Valentine's Day.

[growls]

S1The Goat of Christmas Presents

GCGoat of Christmas Future

By celebrating Christmas every day, you have never had any other days and missed out on 94.7 percent of everything else.

[crying] I didn't even get one Slug Appreciation Day.

GCGoat of Christmas Future

Negative.

[George screams as he wakes up from his dream and runs through the jungle.]

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