[When George is planning to threaten a neighbor into taking down a racist statue]
George (while holding a bat): You know what they call this in the hands of a Judo master?
The last thing he touches before he dies?
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S1 E15Unfinished Business
Vic (to George): What the hell is wrong with you?
Like you care. (walks away)
Angie [to Max]: I know you had a good time working at the factory, but it's not your future. [to George] Would you please talk some sense into your son?
Max, there is no way you're dropping out of school.
But I have to start making money right now. Social Security is a pyramid scheme being gutted by the baby boomers.
Do you have any idea what the hell you're saying?
No. Somebody knocked over the radio on the loading dock. It's stuck on AM.
You don't go to war without a general! You don't play football without a quarterback! You don't have a wolf pack without... what's the head wolf called?
The lone wolf?
The lone wolf can't be the leader. He's alone!
Maybe they're following him, but he doesn't know it.
Do you want to go to the factory or do you want to talk about wolves?
I wanna go to the factory, but can we talk about wolves on the way?
Mr. Vega (to George): You've either got a lot of guts or you're an idiot.
Maybe I'm both. You don't know me!
Jack Blessing - Jack Powers
Mark Tymchyshyn - Mel Powers
Dagney Kerr - Claudia
Sandra Bullock - Amy
Autumn Reeser - Piper
Rachel Snow - Toby
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