Angie, there's something you need to know about your dad. Linda, he kissed our mommy. And I'm not talking about a peck on the cheek. I'm talking full-on mustache to mustache!
What?!
Daddy?
Vic [to Benny] You told!
No, it was Ernie.
Hey, hey. I only told because it wasn't fair, all right? The only reason George let him go out with Linda is because Vic paid him two thousand dollars!
Dude!
What?!
You pimped me out for two thousand dollars?!
Why you gotta say it like that, negative?
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