Remember, Professor, Bender is Santa. So we don't need to hurt him, right?
Yes, yes, yes. You sound like a broken MP3!
[Bender lands in the fireplace and the Professor shoots him with a shotgun]
Professor, don't you remember what I told you?!
No!!
[The Professor shoots Bender again]
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