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Futurama · Season 2

Leela, Zapp Brannigan and others in “War Is the H-Word”

You know, Zapp, someone ought to teach you a lesson.

If it's a lesson in love, watch out. I suffer from a very sexy learning disability. What did I call it, Kif?

Ugh... sexlexia.

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