[Noting score on a sheet of paper.] Alright! Miller's on pace to hit 70 blerns!
He's good alright, but he's no Clem Johnson! And Johnson played back in the days before steroid injections were mandatory!
Clem Johnson! That sack of skin wouldn't have lasted one pitch in the old robot league! Now, Wireless Joe Jackson - there was a blern-hittin' machine!
Exactly! He was a machine designed to hit blerns. I mean, come on! Wireless Joe was nothing but a programmable bat on wheels.
Oh, and I suppose Pitch-o-Mat 5000 was "just a modified howitzer"!
Yep.
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