Edward quotes from Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood

You will have to continue carrying this. And you will do so by your own volition.

Edward

By my own free will? There's no way I'd...

What was her name? That girl... Ah, yes. It was Winry Rockbell. Your Automail engineer. And raised in Resembool too. She's practically family. I heard she has a clientele in Rush Valley.

Edward

Stay away from her! Just leave her out of this!

If you don't intend to stay, then I'll simply have to cut her down.

Edward

Winry, is that you!?

Alphonse

Brother, is Winry there!?

Winry

Ed?! What, did you break your Automail again?

Edward

NO! I'm calling. Uh, er, well... to see whether you got there safely or not. Like you haven't seen any strange people or anything, right?

Winry

...Ed, You're creeping me out.

Edward

WHAT'S THAT'S SUPPOSE TO MEAN!?

Winry

Well, you hardly ever call me, so this is rather odd! As if someone as tactless as yourself could actually worry about others! This weird, like a snow storm in the summer.

Edward

Well...

Winry

Thanks, though. I'm happy... that you called.

Edward

...huh. Sure.

Greed

You know, it's must really like her to let your desperate fears to be used like that!

Ling!?

Greed

No, I already told you, Greed.

Edward

What do you want?

Greed

You pal wanted me to give you this.

Edward

Ling? What's it say?

Greed

Yeah. Can't read it. He said to give it to a girl.

Edward

How do I know you won't follow us and murder her?

Greed

It's not my thing to fight women. Plus, I never lie. But hey, it's your call.

Edward

Hey, Ling!

Greed

It's still Greed, kid.

Speaking of. You owe me money. How 'bout you cough it up?

Edward

Eyes on the road! [The car goes wild] You remembered!? C'mon, how much did I borrow, 500 Cenz?

It was 520 Cenz! Don't con me!

Edward

I'm not conning you! I'm just not like a penny-pincher like you.

Alphonse

I'm sorry, Colonel.

Edward

At this rate, you'll never make it big. [looks down at the cents] Actually I am going to hang on to this. I will return it when you become the Führer.

Who told you?

Edward

Lieutenant Hawkeye. She told me about Ishval too. [arrives at destination]

Fullmetal, you can keep the change for now, but I'll be getting it back for sure.

Edward

And when that day comes, I'll borrow more money from you again, With the promise of, "I will pay you back when you turn this country into a democracy." And when you get that back, I'll borrow some money and make sure you agree to something else.

Which means I have a long life ahead of me, huh?

Edward

That'r right. Quit worrying the Lieutenant! [slams door] Thanks for the ride.

Selim

Mr. Armor called you brother! Does that mean your Edward Elric? The Fullmetal Alchemist??

Edward

Yeah.

Selim

Awhhh cool! You are a tiny alchemist! Just like everyone says!

Edward

[stutters, then beomes enraged] What was that, you brat?! Say it again! Once more! I'll send you flying! Do you hear me? Your little body will go straight up into space!

Selim

That's true too! You hate being called small! Just like everyone says!

Edward

[screams]

Don't worry about it. A lot of people here have things they don't want to talk about. It's part of our reputation...or pride, even.

Edward

Yeah, but if word got out, I could be court-martialed...

Olivier

Same goes for me. So what?

Edward

Hoo boy...

Olivier

Major Miles. put them to work.

Edward

WORK?

Olivier

A man who does not work has no right to eat.

She has a point.

Edward

Ah- Er, if I offended you, I apologize. I guess... I just ask these things because I hate being ignorant.

Miles

An ignorant State Alchemist, huh...

Miles

I even went so far as to ask her what if the Ishvalan inside me can not forgive the Amestrian military and you know what she said "Bring it on then. On behalf of the military, I will accept your challenge at any time."

Edward

Man, what a freaky lady. Maybe she just said that cause she had her army with her

Miles

No, the look in her eyes...[flashes back to General Armstrong] "I'll fight you one-on-one!"

Edward

A Homunculus! Damn, they know that we've come here to find a way to fight back against the homunculus?

Don't fall asleep!

Sloth

What?

Edward

Oh, you know, your "Father" in Central told you about us, right?

Alphonse

Yeah, we're just here looking for a way to get our old bodies back.

Sloth

Who are you? Dig the hole. What a bother. Ah, what a bother.

Edward

You don't think this guy...

Alphonse

Mm. He might not have heard about us from Father or the Fuhrer.

Buccaneer

So you really are a spy from Drachma!

You misunderstand!

Buccaneer

Then why are you speaking with the intruder like you know him?

Edward

We don't know him!

Buccaneer

Your lies won't fool me!

Edward

I'm not lying, I tell you! We were just...

Sloth

This place is big. Where is this? Do I not have to dig anymore?

Buccaneer

Fire! The guns have no effect!

Sloth

Where am I? [goes up the elevator]

Buccaneer

This is bad! He's going up to the development level! After him!

Contact the development level!

Edward

We're going after him, too!

Alphonse

Hm!

He's huge!

Sloth

It's warm...

Olivier

Don't move!

Olivier

Extinguish it.

Yes, sir!

Olivier

I know I hit it.

Buccaneer

Boss, it's no use! Firearms won't work against him!

Olivier

What?! All noncombatants, withdraw immediately. Shut off the alarm, too. Don't let the folks in Drachma know about this disturbance.

Boss, I brought these!

Olivier

Have the trial runs been completed?

We don't need them. These are the development team's prize babies.

Olivier

Remove the fuses from the shells.

Yes, ma'am.

First round loading complete.

Olivier

Fire!

Direct hit!

Sloth

Ouch. Pain is also...a bother...

Olivier

Don't just sit there, load the next round! Fire!

Sloth

Ouch. Right back to work...Dig the hole...

Olivier

Let me show you the Briggs way!

Edward

The Briggs way?

Buccaneer

That's right. Give me a hand, alchemist.

Alphonse

Brother!

Buccaneer

You, too!

Edward

Just a minute! We can't...

Buccaneer

You were forced to help us under threat. You've got no problem with that, right? Who's this?

Edward

Our good buddy.

Buccaneer

All right, help us out. Hurry! Don't spill any!

Buccaneer, Gate 8!

Buccaneer

Yes sir!

Olivier

Charge! Drive it into the elevator!

Sloth

What a bother...

Olivier

Push! Push us! All right, it's working! Rotate turret right!

Yes ma'am...

Olivier

Miles! Send it!

Miles

Yes, sir!

All right, it's gone!

Sloth

Where am I?

Buccaneer

Now! Do it!

Buccaneer

All right!

Alphonse

So? What next?

Edward

Outside the gate? Stinky.

Olivier

Move it, little red runt!

Olivier

Hey! One more shot!

We're out of ammo!

In that case...

Sloth

Ouch.

Edward

All right!

Buccaneer

That's cold weather climate blended fuel. It vaporizes regardless of the extreme cold, and its heat of evaporation saps body temperature in an instant. Plus, we've got the blizzard. That will freeze it instantly, right down to its brain.

Sloth

So...Cold...Body....won't....move..What..a..bother-

Edward

It would make things a hell of a lot easier if Scar and that Girl just came to us.

May

ALPHONSE! I cant believe it's you !

Edward

She did come to us...

Yoki

Were you even listening?!

Edward

Yeah how sad. Life is hard. Trust me, I know just how you feel...

Zampano

We already got this under control, you just sit tight while we take care of Sca- [Gets punch by Alphonse and kicked by Edward]

AAH! TALKING MONSTERS!

Zampano

What's wrong with the two of you, were all on the same si- [Gets punch by Alphonse]

Alphonse

I'D NEVER TEAM UP WITH ANY FREAKY LOOKING MONSTERS!

Edward

Help us, they're pretending to be our friends so they could eat us!

Alphonse

The chubby one has an enormous mouth, he could eat you in a single bite!

Edward

I think from now on, I'll call that one the wet-tongue-on-a-freezing-flagpole attack!

Zampano

[furious] FOR DA LAST TIME! STOP HITTING US! WE'RE SUPPOSED TO BE ON THE SAME DAMN SIDE!

Edward

You shut your snout pig! I've never seen you before in my whole life, and you must be the enemy if I don't know you! I bet you can't even prove to me that you're on our side.

Zampano

Fine, I'll transform back to prove it to you!

Greed

[laughs] Oh man, she's a peach. Sounds like she wants everything. My kind of girl.

Edward

That kind of wanting is dangerous, it's not how reality works. Take a look. [Edward lifts his automail arm]

Edward

This is what I got for wanting something unrealistic.

Greed

I disagree. You want to bring back someone that you've lost, you might want money, maybe you want women, or... you might want to protect the world. These are all common things that people want, things that their hearts desire. Greed may not be good, but it's not so bad either.

Greed

You humans think that greed is just for money and power, but everybody wants something they don't have.