Envy quotes from Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood

Envy

Humans are so easy to take advantage of, lucky us.

Lust

Human foolishness never ceases to amaze me. Wouldn't you agree, Gluttony?

Gluttony

Fools, all of 'em.

"Cornello"

Fools indeed, sad but true.

Lust

Well, well. If it isn't the Father.

Gluttony

Yeah, Father.

Lust

Sorry to have to put you to all this trouble.

"Cornello"

As soon as we have everything handled here, I have my own responsibilities I need to get back to.

Lust

The Fullmetal boy's interference was irritating, but at least we were able to make it work in our favor. Looks like we'll finish up ahead of schedule.

"Cornello"

Manipulate a little information, spout some empty rhetoric into the believers, and you have a fine recipe for instant violence. Humans are such simple creatures.

Lust

Bloodshed gives way to more bloodshed. Hatred breeds more hatred... Until all the violence soaks into the land, carving rivers of blood. and no matter how many times it happens, they never learn. The human race is made up of violent miserable fools.

"Cornello"

Was he more than willing to play into our hands?

Gluttony

Are lots of people gonna die again?

Lust

Yes, they will.

Gluttony

Ooh! Can I eat all of them after they die?

Lust

No, you may not. By the way, Envy, could you lose the old man costume? It's rather unattractive.

Envy

Come on. I was just staying in character. But... if you insist. [He begins to transform] This time around I'll grow a younger, cuter body, what'ya say?

A-! A-A monster! What's going on here? What have you done?! What have you done with the real Father Cornello?!

Lust

It's your call.

Envy

He called me a monster, i'd say that's quite rude, don't you?

Gluttony

Can I eat him? Can I?

Envy

Oh, hate to hear the news. Shou Tucker, head Alchemist of East City? He's dead.

Lust

Tucker? Why should we care about a little nothing like him?

Envy

Because it's him who's responsible for the murder.

Lust

Speaking of East City, isn't that where the Flame Colonel is staying right now?

Envy

Yeah, and apparently, the Fullmetal brat's there, too.

Lust

Oh, is he? As furious as I am that he interfered with our work here, we can't very well let him die. He's an important sacrifice.

Gluttony

That was so yummy!

Lust

We'll find some way of handling the situation. The other one we were speaking of... what was his name?

Lust

My, that was a close call. Number 48, you should know better than to talk about things that don't concern you.

Envy

Well, well, would you look at that. What's the Fullmetal pipsqueak doing here?

Brother? Brother! BROTHER!

Envy

Quit your pathetic blubbering, you idiot! You were trying to kill one of our most important sacrifices. Do you understand me?! You could've messed up the entire plan! What would we have done then?! Huh?!

Edward

Tell me who you people are. What plan are you talking about? What do you mean when you say "important sacrifice?"

Envy

Oh, my... the pipsqueak's raring to go! I think I made it angry!

Edward

... Don't call me pipsqueak again!

Envy

Then what would you prefer?... eh, pipsqueak?

Envy

Whoa, now... there's no need to fight here. Someone might get hurt, you know.

Edward

This is a fight that you started... so come on!

Lust

[deadpan] Technical difficulties?

Envy

Lucky me!

Envy

You're fortunate your arm's broken... If not for that, you wouldn't be getting off so easily.

Lust

Listen to me well, boy... don't ever forget this. Always remember we allowed you to live. We can't have him poking around this place again, it's too dangerous. We'll have to go. Blow it up.

You look just like... But you're not. Who the hell are you, lady?

I'm Second Lieutenant Ross, sir. You've lost too much blood.

Drop the act already. You're not Second Lieutenant Ross. She has a mole under her left eye!

You're observant... I can't believe I forgot... [He fixes the mistake.] There. How do I look now?

This is not happening... Please tell me that I'm hallucinating or something.

Envy

You really are a smart man, Lieutenant Colonel. Did you ever think that'd be the cause of your death?

[takes out a knife] C'mon, have a heart, will ya...? I've got a wife and daughter waiting for me... So the last thing I'm gonna do... is die on them!

Envy

You look surprised!

... What the hell are you?!

There's a Lieutenant Colonel Hughes on hold for you. He claims it's urgent.

Of course he does... Put him through... Look, Hughes, I don't have time for daughter stories. [A pause.] Hey, Hughes? Hughes...? You okay...? Hughes?!

You humans don't make any sense to me. You throw away your lives for nothing.

Gracia... I'm so sorry... Elysia... Remember, Daddy loves you... I'm sorry.

Envy

What you said before... about how much nicer it would be if the Flame Colonel would behave himself...

Lust

Yes?

Envy

How would you feel, about us making another play?

Lust

You have something in mind?

Envy

Well, we've got a noisy mutt... Perhaps all he needs is a nice bone to chew on.

Lust

Are you so sure about that? The plan was supposed to be designed to get Mustang to behave himself.

Envy

He took the bait... Now he doesn't have a reason to snoop around anymore. Besides... we did manage to sow some animosity... His subordinates won't trust him much after this.

Lust

Where did he run off to?

Lust

In other words, you have no idea... You're useless.

Envy

Don't blame this on me, you ugly hag... I'm short on manpower.

You're an idiot! It's bad enough you believed her, but then you gave up?!

Hawkeye

Please, forgive me, Colonel.

You've gotta stay strong. Don't you EVER give up on living. I need to know you can keep your cool no matter what happens.

Hawkeye

Yes, sir.

I'm gonna continue to rely on you to watch my back. Don't let me down.

You oughta think about taking your own advice, Colonel. Since you were the one who abandoned his post.

Roy

Hey! SHUT UP, HAVOC! [his injury plays up as a result of him yelling] AGH! Ugghh… And what the hell, why are we even in the same room? At my rank I should have my own room, with a hot nurse.

Riza

Try to understand sir; it was easier to protect you both in the same room.

Roy

Which reminds me: Why haven’t they tried to kill us yet?

Envy

What’s wrong with you? How could you let that bastard go after what he did? You should have yanked his spine out of his mouth!

Gluttony

Lust… He killed Lust…

Envy

It’s not too late to kill him! So get to it!

We can use Mustang, he’s useless if we kill him however.

Envy

Use him? Hold on, you mean the portal?

You don’t need to worry about it. And forget Mustang. Father wants me to handle it.

Envy

[discarding his dog guise] How are you, Fullmetal Pipsqueak?

Edward

Damn it, I told you before. Don't call me SHORT!

Envy

Hey, calm down! I'm just here to get Gluttony back; nothing more than that! I don't want to fight you, Pipsqueak!

Edward

THAT'S FIVE NOW!

Envy

What are you talking about!?

Edward

That's five times! You called me pipsqueak twice here, and three times in the Laboratory! And don't tell me you've forgotten already!

Envy

...Impressive, you've got a sharp memory there...

Envy

I know you. You're the kid who crossed swords with Wrath, aren't you?

Ling

What do you mean "kid?!" I happen to be the twelfth son of the emperor of Xing. My name is-

Envy

Eat him.

Ling

No! No! No! No!

Envy

You scum! A mere human like you can't condescend to me!

Ling

You seem to underestimate humans... AND THAT'S A MISTAKE!

Envy

You really know how to use that thing!

Ling

Thank you for the complement! Really!

Edward

Alright, Envy... Time to die!

Help me... Kill me...Help me die... I beg you... Please kill me... Please!

Ling

Come on! Snap out of it, you idiot! Why didn't you attack him?

Edward

A person...Those are people...They need our help... They're trapped inside him!

Ling

He's a monster!

Edward

But they-

Ling

Listen to me! Those things are monsters!

Envy

I'm done playing with you.

Edward

Al.. I'm sorry.

Ling

Open your eyes, Ed! Please, wake up! Wake up! Ed, NO!

Edward

..A red stone. It's his core... A Philosopher's Stone...I almost forgot. After all my searching...It's right here... in front of me...

Edward

It’s pretty obvious that you’re the root of all this evil! I’m taking you down! I don’t care how many cronies you’ve got!

Envy

Just who are you calling a crony, pipsqueak?

Edward

Pipsqueak!?

Edward

Where are you taking us?

Envy

Just get in.

Edward

This looks familiar....It's Central Command!

Alphonse

We were under it the whole time!