May quotes from Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood

May

Both Brothers are falling desperately in love with me but sorry Edward you are not my type.

Scar

What's going on? ...Who is this?

Yoki

Oh, sir, you've returned! Welcome back.

Scar

I said, who is this?!

May

My name is May Chang, sir. I was collapsed by the side of the road... Your master, Mr. Yoki, revived me and brought me back here.

Scar

Master?

May

Are these two giving you trouble, servant? This is the servant of the man who saved my life. You better leave him alone, puny little boy!

Edward

WHO ARE YOU CALLING PUNY?!

May

I couldn't find Shao Mei anywhere...

Yoki

Maybe it got eaten by a stray dog?

May

Eaten... [begins to cry]

Yoki

WAH! I WAS JOKING!

May

That suit of armor's gonna pay, big time! He stole Shao Mei from me...! Kidnapped her...! That creep! That's her...! Shao Mei-

Scar

Hold it. You see that fat one? I overheard them call him a Homunculus.

May

A homunculus?

Scar

He has the power to recover from any type of injury...So he's practically immortal.

May

He is...? That's even more reason for us to go after them!

Scar

..I don't know if we can stop him. What's the armored boy doing with him? Is something wrong?

May

This place... it's strange...I could feel there was something wrong with this country since I got here. But this place... It's the source of it... Can you feel those things...? Crawling beneath us?

Alphonse

I didn't know there were tunnels like this under Central. What's with all that?

Gluttony

Huh...? Oh... The gatekeepers did all that.

Alphonse

The gatekeepers?

Gluttony

They won't rip you up as long as you're with me.

Alphonse

Just pretend they aren't there. Do we have much further?

Gluttony

Not too far... It's just ahead now.

Alphonse

Does he know what happens to the people you swallow?

Gluttony

I'm sure he does. Father knows everything!

Alphonse

Brother.. I know you're still alive...Just hang on.

May

What are these things?

Scar

They're known as Chimeras. There's no end to them.

May

It's stronger here. The feeling... There's something evil beneath us.

Scar

Is it more chimera?

May

No, it's worse. It that.. people?

The gatekeepers seem to have grown restless. Someone's come to find me.

May

Shao May!

Greed

Haho! Now that’s a touching reunion right there!

May

Where is he? Where is Mr. Edward?

Scar

He's right there.

May

Huh? He's not really here, is he?

Scar

I told you, that's him right there! That little guy is the Fullmetal Alchemist.

May

Huh? AAH!

May

HOW DARE YOU TOY WITH THE FEELINGS OF A MAIDEN, YOU HUMAN MICROBE!

Edward

WHAT'D YOU CALL ME, MICRO-GIRL?!

Alphonse

Hey! Just hold on a minute! I don't know what this is about, but you can't fight like thi—!

QUIT TRYING TO INTERFERE WITH THE AFFAIRS OF OUR COUNTRY!

Alphonse

WAH! [falls on his back in surprise]

Lan Fan

My wounds aren't going to slow me down.

May

Is that so? Well, neither will mine!

Dr. Knox

WHAT THE HELL DO YOU TWO THINK YOU'RE DOING?! [slams a bowl of food and a washbasin on each of May and Lan Fan's heads] You're supposed to be resting in bed!

May

[clutching her head pitifully] Quit trying to interfere with the affairs of our countr—!

Dr. Knox

I DON'T CARE ABOUT THE AFFAIRS OF YOUR COUNTRY, DUMBASS! Geez... it doesn't matter where you're from, you're both my patients.

Dr. Knox

You're not planning on making an even larger mess around here, are you? Huh? 'Cuz if you do, you might release an unknown pathogen from the floorboards... and kill everyone in the house.

May

Umm... Mister Armor? Thank you so much... for saving us.

Alphonse

My name's Alphonse. Alphonse Elric.

May

Elric?

Alphonse

You know Edward Elric, right? The short Alchemist you were yelling at before. I'm his little brother. You already know since you were inside, but I don't have a body. Keep it a secret, ok?

May

If you're his brother, does that mean you have the same angry look.

Alphonse

NO WAY! For starters, I'm way taller than him, better looking, and fight better than him! Plus, I'm not short tempered at all! I'm a perfect gentleman!

May

Alphonse, I hope you get your body back really soon!

Alphonse

Uh, why, thank you...

Edward

It would make things a hell of a lot easier if Scar and that Girl just came to us.

May

ALPHONSE! I cant believe it's you !

Edward

She did come to us...

Winry

Let me out Al!

May

Excuse me! Who is this woman Al?!

Alphonse

No its not like that she's just a friend ! [Thought] Wait... why am I explaining this like I was cheating on her or something...

May

Its not right! I'LL NEVER LET A THIEVING HUSSY LIKE YOU TAKE HIM FROM ME!

Winry

Did you uh... just call me a hussy?

May

Mr. Yoki?

Yoki

Help, get it off.

Envy

[latched on the back of Yoki's neck] Haha! I've hijacked this idiot's body!

Yoki

Aah! Stop it! Let go! Somebody help me! I can't control my body!

Envy

That's right, you can't! Now if you want him to live, you will do as I tell you!

Jerso

Nah, he's all yours. Do what you want.

Zampano

It's not like he's our friend or anything.

Yoki

Aah!

May

Poor Yoki, I'm sorry I didn't know you better.

Alphonse

We'll never forget your sacrifice!

Yoki

Aah! Please Mr. Scar! You won't stand back and let this thing kill me, right? [Scar turns away] How can you turn your back on me?!

Envy

What is this? Dosen't anyone care about this guy?!

Marcoh

You're wasting your time Envy. We've accepted the measures we'll have to take to defeated you. We'll destory both you and this man if you don't surrender!

Envy

[Reluctantly letting Yoki go] Dammit!

Alphonse

[grabbing Envy] Got it!

Yoki

I'm free?

Jerso

Nice acting, Doctor!

Marcoh

I'm afraid I'm not used to bluffing like that.

Yoki

Damn all of you! None of you guys are my friends! How could you?! You're dead to me!

Envy

[Later placed in a glass jaw] This sucks.

Zampano

Well, I think it's about time we asked you about your plans.

Envy

I don't talk.

Zampano

What was that?! Spit it out! You little worm!

Jerso

Go! Let him have it, Zampano!

Envy

After I tell you, you're just gonna kill me, aren't you? You expect me to talk, you fool?

Zampano

Say what?

Envy

Come to think of it, isn't the Fullmetal pipsqueak here?

Brother? He should be back at Briggs right now.

Envy

I heard he'd gone missing.

What? What are you talking about? Tell me!

Envy

Apparently, the mine shaft in Baschool caved in. I wonder if he's still alive.

Winry

That's not true...

May

[Surrounded by Mannequin Soldiers] What is this?! You tricked me, Envy!

Envy

I didn't lie to you! Immortality is further inside! [During the fight, May tosses the glass jar holding Envy into the air] You little brat!

Envy

I'm Back!

Envy

[after assuming his usual form] I'm alive again! Thanks for bringing me this far, little girl.