Roy quotes from Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood

Roy

[After seeing Envy's true form] So this is your true form then... You're ugly. Envy means jealousy. That's what your name means, right? I get it. And jealousy is an ugly thing... NOW BURN IN HELL!

Roy

Scolded by a child... Lectured by a man who has been my enemy... And you. I've done it again. I've hurt you. How foolish can one man be?

Will you sit in that chair wallowing in self-pity, or will you stand up and seize the chance the military can give you?

It's their choice. They choose their own path.

Roy

If you believe the possibility exists for getting your bodies back, you should seek it out. Keep moving, whatever it takes. Even if the way ahead lies through a river of mud.

Riza

Will they be coming?

Roy

They'll come.

Riza

That boy... I've never seen anyone look so defeated.

Roy

That's what you saw? No. There was fire in those eyes.

Oh, is it over now?

Lieutenant Colonel Hughes, where have you been this whole time?

I thought it best to lay low.

Roy

You didn't think about maybe backing us up?

Of course not! A person like me shouldn't get dragged into a freakshow with you pack of pseudo-humans! It's bad for my health!

Riza

Scar hasn't been sighted. Not once since that incident with the Elric Brothers.

Maybe he's not even in East City anymore.

Roy

I hope you're wrong about that.

Huh?

Roy

This case has obviously gotten to be too much for Central to handle. If I can close it quickly enough, I'll be golden. I've got a ladder to climb, and this is how it's done. I need every mark in my favor that I can get.. at least until I've assumed the office of Führer, that is.

Riza

You may not want to display your ambition quite so nakedly, sir.

Roy

Yeah, I'll be sure to remember that in future.

Roy

Have you found the body?

Not yet, but we're still searching.

Riza

Either way, he can't be in good shape after losing this much blood.

Roy

Yeah, but we do this by the book. We need to find hard proof that he's dead. Alright, Lieutenant Havoc...

Yes, sir?

Roy

You and your men will work day and night to clear out this debris. I want his body found. Don't take so much as a coffee break until that's done, do you understand?

C'mon, Colonel, can't you cut us some slack? At this rate, you're gonna work us all to death.

Roy

Shut up! I don't get to relax until I've seen his body! That means you don't get to, either.

Did you hear what I said? My dear little Elysia's about to turn three!

Roy

Lieutenant Colonel Hughes! Do you think this could wait? I'm at work.

Oh, what a coincidence. I'm at work, too. She's the cutest little thing. You should see her!

Roy

I'm sure she's adorable, but stop calling me to gush over your daughter, and on a military line,too!

Not just my daughter! I gush over my wife too!

I know, I know, it's your turn now. Go ahead, Colonel. I know you're dying to gush over you very own... scar-faced Ishvallan.

Roy

The Philosopher’s Stone…

I can’t believe the Fifth Laboratory was being used to make something like that.

Riza

It gets worse; there’s a chance that Military Senior Staff was involved as well.

Roy

Plus there were those other two, Lust and Envy. Are they the ones who made you into what you are now?

Barry

Nah, it was the researchers that did that. Ripped my soul right out of my body, and slapped it into this suit of armor you see, here.

We can track down these so called researchers, if we find them, maybe they can tell us who ordered the experiments.

Barry

Fat chance of that. They were all used to create Philosopher’s Stones, there’s not a single one of them left alive.

Roy

Silenced and then used as ingredients, how efficiently planned.

Riza

Do you think this means they have what they need, or will they try to make additional Stones?

Roy

I have one more question for you. A little over a month ago, a military officer was killed in a telephone booth, in Central. Were you the one who did it?

Barry

Phone booth doesn’t sound familiar. Was he all chopped up?

Roy

Never mind.

Edward

Why, Colonel? Why was Hughes murdered? Why would Second Lieutenant Ross...? Why didn't you say anything!? [Ed grabs Roy]

Roy

[slaps Ed across the face] Threatening a superior officer? You forget yourself, Elric.

It's an awful thing you did, turning a beauty like her into a pile of charcoal. You must have had quite a grudge against her, didn't you, Colonel? Was the vengeance as sweet as you imagined it?

Roy

... [crosses his arms and looks away]

The famous hero of the Ishvalan War, going this far against a little girl. It makes me sick.

Roy

Hold on a damn second! What are you saying, Al...? That's just not possible.

Alphonse

Yeah, that's what I thought, until I got kidnapped by a Homunculus... He called himself Greed... One thing he told me is that nothing is impossible. I know for a fact that they have amazing healing powers. I watched Greed get the top half of his head knocked off... but he was perfectly fine a minute later. They're real alright... but I understand if you don't believe me.

Riza

After what I just saw... I have to believe you.

Roy

Hold on... I rendered fat boy down to a bubbling puddle back there... Are you telling me he's still alive?

Alphonse

Probably.

Roy

Wonderful... It's just a never ending parade of freaks lately, huh?

Lust

First you stand me up on our date, then you point a gun at me? You've got some nerve, don't you!

Solaris? What's going on?

Roy

Hey, Havoc. Your girl's got the tattoo.

Yeah, first I've seen of it, sir.

Lust

Quit staring, it's not very polite.

Roy

Well, I can see how she tricked you so easily. You've always been a sucker for big boobs.

[shedding manly tears while standing in a backlight] I can't help it sir! I love 'em!

Lust

I told you... The Philosopher's Stone is my core. I really hate to do this... you were a prime candidate for sacrifice and all. But you've forced me to kill you.

Roy

Damn you.

Lust

Save your breath... I want you to watch poor Jean bleed to death... Then you can die.

Roy

Jean... hey. Answer me! Havoc! You can't die... Not yet. Not before I do. Havoc...!

Barry

I was wondering when you were gonna show up, Lusty.

Lust

Number 66... Care to explain why you're helping the Colonel?

Barry

I thought it'd be fun to switch things up... Besides... I've wanted to chop you up since I met you.

Lust

You're such a handful, 66... And I'm sad to see you here, armor boy... You just had to tag along. Talk about a setback... It's bad enough to lose one... But now you're forcing me to kill a second candidate.

Alphonse

[confused] Candidate? A second one?

Lust

Yeah... You and Mr. Gallantry.

Barry

That's enough of the casual chit chat, Lust! All I wanna hear from you is screaming!

Lust

I do hate over-confident men.

Lust

Now then... Where were we? I think I was about to send the Lieutenant to join her superior.

Riza

Wait a minute... So when you said you'd already had to kill someone... It can't be... You didn't...!

Riza

YOU BITCH! WAHHHHHH!

Lust

Such a sad and weak creature... Another typical human.

Alphonse

Stand up, Lieutenant... You need to get out of here.

Lust

Do you want me to kill you first? Oh, my... It appears you've opened the portal. Such a shame... You are a perfect candidate.

Riza

Listen, Alphonse... Leave me and save yourself.

Alphonse

No!

Riza

Run!

Alphonse

I won't!

Riza

Go!

Alphonse

I won't leave you! I'm sick of watching people die! And I can't just sit back and take it anymore! I won't let anyone else get killed! Not when I can protect them!

Roy

Well spoken! I couldn’t agree more!