Edward quotes from Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood

Winry

[crying] But that man. You said that he was the one who killed my mom and dad. He tried to kill you and Al too, Ed, but I couldn't, why not?

Edward

Remember in Rush Valley you delivery that baby you save two lives, and you gave me an arm, and a leg, to replace the one I lost, it's your hands, they weren't meant to kill, they're meant to give life. That's why.

May

Are these two giving you trouble, servant? This is the servant of the man who saved my life. You better leave him alone, puny little boy!

Edward

WHO ARE YOU CALLING PUNY?!

Edward

...THE NEXT TIME I MAKE YOU CRY, I HOPE THEY'LL BE TEARS OF JOY! AND AL AND I WILL BE BACK IN OUR NORMAL BODIES AND I'LL MAKE YOU CRY OUT OF SHEER HAPPINESS! THAT'S A PROMISE!

Winry

Am I... falling for him?

Edward

He swallowed it?

Alphonse

Uh-oh.

Edward

HEY, THAT WORKED WELL!

Roy

THINK YOU CAN DO BETTER!?! BE MY GUEST!

Alphonse

OR WE CAN JUST LEAVE YOU BEHIND COLONEL, YOU'RE THE ONE HE REALLY WANTS!

Envy

[discarding his dog guise] How are you, Fullmetal Pipsqueak?

Edward

Damn it, I told you before. Don't call me SHORT!

Envy

Hey, calm down! I'm just here to get Gluttony back; nothing more than that! I don't want to fight you, Pipsqueak!

Edward

THAT'S FIVE NOW!

Envy

What are you talking about!?

Edward

That's five times! You called me pipsqueak twice here, and three times in the Laboratory! And don't tell me you've forgotten already!

Envy

...Impressive, you've got a sharp memory there...

Edward

I know we said we’d stay and all. But that’s seriously freaky..!

Ling

He seems to be a bit angry.

Edward

Alright, Envy... Time to die!

Help me... Kill me...Help me die... I beg you... Please kill me... Please!

Ling

Come on! Snap out of it, you idiot! Why didn't you attack him?

Edward

A person...Those are people...They need our help... They're trapped inside him!

Ling

He's a monster!

Edward

But they-

Ling

Listen to me! Those things are monsters!

Envy

I'm done playing with you.

Edward

Al.. I'm sorry.

Ling

Open your eyes, Ed! Please, wake up! Wake up! Ed, NO!

Edward

..A red stone. It's his core... A Philosopher's Stone...I almost forgot. After all my searching...It's right here... in front of me...

Ling

I knew it reminded me of something. He almost looks like he's praying.

Edward

Long time no see. Too bad this isn't why I'd planned on opening you again. Ling...! Jump in it!

Ling

You better know what you're doing...! I'm trusting you!

Edward

.. I made it. What the... Were there always two portals?

Edward

Hurry, Al! AL!

I can't. I can only leave with my own soul. I'm sorry, I can't go with you.

Edward

Alphonse! Look at me! I promise... Someday soon... I'm coming back for you! Just you wait! Wait for me!

Edward

Al, you’re back in your armor… Then that means…

Ling

We’re back in the real world.

Hohen… The name you said! By any chance do you mean Van Hohenheim? And how is it the two of you are acquainted with him?

Alphonse

Well… He’s our father.

… He’s your father?! I had no idea he had children! Haha! … If you are indeed his progeny, then why is it your family name is Elric?

Edward

Elric is our mother’s last name!

Oh is that so, so where is he been spending his time?

Edward

Who cares! Just forget him! Who the hell are you? And why do you look exactly like him?!

I know that he can’t be dead…

Edward

Listen!

Alphonse

Brother! This guy’s the one who-

Edward

Ngh!

It would appear that you’re injured. And you’re missing your left hand, aren’t you? There and how’s that for you? Your arm is broken...

Edward

Uh! It’s not broken anymore. Uh! Hey…! Owww!

Few broken ribs as well. I consider the two of you to be vital resources you must both remain alive and healthy.

Edward

This isn’t right Al. He preformed a transmutation without any movement at all.

Alphonse

And he didn’t even thin out my armor.

There isn’t any equivalent exchange!

Edward

It’s pretty obvious that you’re the root of all this evil! I’m taking you down! I don’t care how many cronies you’ve got!

Envy

Just who are you calling a crony, pipsqueak?

Edward

Pipsqueak!?

May

Where is he? Where is Mr. Edward?

Scar

He's right there.

May

Huh? He's not really here, is he?

Scar

I told you, that's him right there! That little guy is the Fullmetal Alchemist.

May

Huh? AAH!

May

HOW DARE YOU TOY WITH THE FEELINGS OF A MAIDEN, YOU HUMAN MICROBE!

Edward

WHAT'D YOU CALL ME, MICRO-GIRL?!

Edward

Where are you taking us?

Envy

Just get in.

Edward

This looks familiar....It's Central Command!

Alphonse

We were under it the whole time!

Edward

You really had me fooled.

I don't remember lying to you. I instructed you to stay out of trouble and not to trust the military. You do that and no harm comes to you.