Yoki quotes from Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood

Scar

What's going on? ...Who is this?

Yoki

Oh, sir, you've returned! Welcome back.

Scar

I said, who is this?!

May

My name is May Chang, sir. I was collapsed by the side of the road... Your master, Mr. Yoki, revived me and brought me back here.

Scar

Master?

May

I couldn't find Shao Mei anywhere...

Yoki

Maybe it got eaten by a stray dog?

May

Eaten... [begins to cry]

Yoki

WAH! I WAS JOKING!

Yoki

Were you even listening?!

Edward

Yeah how sad. Life is hard. Trust me, I know just how you feel...

May

Mr. Yoki?

Yoki

Help, get it off.

Envy

[latched on the back of Yoki's neck] Haha! I've hijacked this idiot's body!

Yoki

Aah! Stop it! Let go! Somebody help me! I can't control my body!

Envy

That's right, you can't! Now if you want him to live, you will do as I tell you!

Jerso

Nah, he's all yours. Do what you want.

Zampano

It's not like he's our friend or anything.

Yoki

Aah!

May

Poor Yoki, I'm sorry I didn't know you better.

Alphonse

We'll never forget your sacrifice!

Yoki

Aah! Please Mr. Scar! You won't stand back and let this thing kill me, right? [Scar turns away] How can you turn your back on me?!

Envy

What is this? Dosen't anyone care about this guy?!

Marcoh

You're wasting your time Envy. We've accepted the measures we'll have to take to defeated you. We'll destory both you and this man if you don't surrender!

Envy

[Reluctantly letting Yoki go] Dammit!

Alphonse

[grabbing Envy] Got it!

Yoki

I'm free?

Jerso

Nice acting, Doctor!

Marcoh

I'm afraid I'm not used to bluffing like that.

Yoki

Damn all of you! None of you guys are my friends! How could you?! You're dead to me!

Envy

[Later placed in a glass jaw] This sucks.

Zampano

Well, I think it's about time we asked you about your plans.

Envy

I don't talk.

Zampano

What was that?! Spit it out! You little worm!

Jerso

Go! Let him have it, Zampano!

Envy

After I tell you, you're just gonna kill me, aren't you? You expect me to talk, you fool?

Zampano

Say what?

Envy

Come to think of it, isn't the Fullmetal pipsqueak here?

Brother? He should be back at Briggs right now.

Envy

I heard he'd gone missing.

What? What are you talking about? Tell me!

Envy

Apparently, the mine shaft in Baschool caved in. I wonder if he's still alive.

Winry

That's not true...