[Everyone sees Sloth]
A Homunculus! Damn, they know that we've come here to find a way to fight back against the homunculus?
[Sloth is sleeping]
Sloth
What?
Oh, you know, your "Father" in Central told you about us, right?
Yeah, we're just here looking for a way to get our old bodies back.
Sloth
Who are you? Dig the hole. What a bother. Ah, what a bother.
You don't think this guy...
Mm. He might not have heard about us from Father or the Fuhrer.
[Buccaneer arrives]
So you really are a spy from Drachma!
Then why are you speaking with the intruder like you know him?
I'm not lying, I tell you! We were just...
[Sloth throws a pipe at Edward and Alphonse, but they dodge it]
Sloth
This place is big. Where is this? Do I not have to dig anymore?
Fire! The guns have no effect!
Sloth
Where am I? [goes up the elevator]
This is bad! He's going up to the development level! After him!
Contact the development level!
We're going after him, too!
Sloth
It's warm...
[Olivier shoots the rocket at Sloth]
Boss, it's no use! Firearms won't work against him!
What?! All noncombatants, withdraw immediately. Shut off the alarm, too. Don't let the folks in Drachma know about this disturbance.
M9Military 9
Boss, I brought these!
Have the trial runs been completed?
M9Military 9
We don't need them. These are the development team's prize babies.
Remove the fuses from the shells.
M7Military 7
First round loading complete.
[A tank blasts on Sloth's face]
Sloth
Ouch. Pain is also...a bother...
Don't just sit there, load the next round! Fire!
[They continues firing]
Sloth
Ouch. Right back to work...Dig the hole...
Let me show you the Briggs way!
That's right. Give me a hand, alchemist.
Just a minute! We can't...
You were forced to help us under threat. You've got no problem with that, right? Who's this?
All right, help us out. Hurry! Don't spill any!
S9Soldier 9
Buccaneer, Gate 8!
Charge! Drive it into the elevator!
[Tank drives through sloth]
Sloth
What a bother...
Push! Push us! All right, it's working! Rotate turret right!
[Sloth gets hit by the tank gun inside the elevator]
[Elevator closes]
S6Soldier 6
All right, it's gone!
Sloth
Where am I?
[Buccaneer grabs Sloth and throws him on the ground]
[They take down the water]
Outside the gate? Stinky.
Move it, little red runt!
[They blast Sloth outside the gate]
S4Soldier 4
We're out of ammo!
VFVato Falman
In that case...
[Vato shoots the ceiling and the icicles fall down on Sloth's head]
Sloth
Ouch.
[Edward and Alphonse kick Sloth out of Briggs]
That's cold weather climate blended fuel. It vaporizes regardless of the extreme cold, and its heat of evaporation saps body temperature in an instant. Plus, we've got the blizzard. That will freeze it instantly, right down to its brain.
[Sloth begins to freeze]
Sloth
So...Cold...Body....won't....move..What..a..bother-
[Sloth falls down]
Order the central soldiers that are fighting with Mustang. Whoa, are you going to shoot?
[Olivier turns sword on guard]
You subordinates aren't all that disciplined, are they? Pull them back now. The Briggs soldiers will not hesitate to continue fighting them. Do you want to lose every last soldier you have? Hmm?
GGuard
Close the north, south, east, and west gates of the Central Command Center! Do not let a single one of Briggs' or Mustang's soldiers inside!
Ho...it seems you are not without some mettle, rotten though it may be.
GGuard
Don't get too full of yourself, you fool! We will crush all of you Briggs Mountain monkeys.
[Sloth smashes and kill the guard]
Sloth
Huh? Oh, over here. No interference. Told to kill you. What a bother.
Ha! Another seat opens up ahead of me! You have my thanks, Homunculus! Now don't have to sully this sword, passed down through the Armstrong family go generations, with his sordid blood!
[Sloth is trying to attack Olivier Mira Armstrong]
Sloth
Don't run away.
[Olivier Mira Armstrong dodges and shoots him but did not work at all]
Sloth
What that?
Hm, I should have know that bullet won't work.
SSoldier
That's far enough, General Armstrong. We have orders to shoot you as a traitor! Take aim fire- uh?
[Sloth smash the soldier]
You fool! Now is not the time to concentrate you men together!
[Olivier get the bomb and throw at sloth]
Take at least a little damage, would you?
[Sloth grabs Olivier Mira Armstrong]
Sloth
I caught you. This time, I won't mess up. Kill the woman general Armstrong.
[Armstrong punch sloth on his face]
Hello sister! Are you all right?!
Who do you think you're talking to, Alex?
I'm so pleased you're all right! By the way, what might the be?
Bullets have no effect against him. Cannon-class fire is just barely enough.
What?! That is my specialty field, don't you know? What do you say you leave this to your younger brother, Alex? Come on you monster!
Sloth
What a bother.
[Alex and Olivier continue fight against sloth]
[Alex throws the alchemist and attacks Sloth, then Olivier jumps on Sloth's head]
Good! Under is skin, he's vulnerable!
Sloth
Ow....I'm Dying....What a Bother.....Dying....is a bother....What a bother....Fighting all-out...is an ultra-bother...
SSoldier2
General Armstrong! Throw down you weapon and- What is that huge thing?
[Sloth kills both soldiers]
Sloth
Look like I missed....
[Sloth runs through]
He grazed me slightly. Did you see him just now?
Only the blur. For him to move with that speed, as heavy as he is...
No way, that's below the belt.
Sloth
Yes...I am...the fastest homunculus.
[Sloth runs]
Alex! He's too fast to be able to control himself.
[Sloth smashes him]
Sloth
Finally...hit you....
Bullets don't have any effect on them. Smash in their upper jaws. At least we won't have to worry about being chewed to death. Attack in pairs, and makes sure to take out at least one each! Show me the valor of the central soldiers!
Sloth
Let's see...what was I doing? Ah, I remember. Kill the woman general.
[Sloth is caught on the leg by Alex Armstrong]
Sloth
Let go!
[Sloth attacks Alex with the chain]
It sure is hard, only being able to use one arm.
[Sloth punches Alex]
S1Soldier 1
He's gonna beat him to death! It someone doesn't get in there to help him out.
Leave him! My Brother. Has trained himself better than to be killed like that!
Sloth
This is the end.
[Alex punches Sloth in his face]
My shoulder has popped back in!
[Alex punches at full power]
This artistic muscular and artistic Alchemic Collaboration Is excellent and elegant!
S1Soldier 1
He's still moving?
S2Soldier 2
How many times do we have to kill him?
[Sloth does a fast attack again]
SSoldier
Major! General Armstrong!
Keep back! We are the ones he is after! Keep your distance!
Sloth
[Sloth is held against a chain by some of the soldiers]
S4Soldier 4
Both of you, please run, now, while you can!
S2Soldier 2
This way, quickly!
S7Soldier 7
Major, go, now!
You would have me run away from this? The mere thought of fleeing the battlefield... I swear on my life such a thing would never happen again!
[Sloth tries to kill them both but is hit by Izumi Curits' Alchemy, then she transmutes a door in the fist she just hit Sloth with, sending a bunch of the dead Immortal Soldiers out]
You refuse to run. Impressive. You're a fine man, But then, I've already got a man a hundred times finer than you!
Hmm? A woman officer. That must mean you're the abominable General Armstrong. Your subordinate, the one with the mohawk, asked me to come and help you.
That man... who asked him?
Sloth
Such a pain...
[Sloth fast attacks again as Izumi grabs Sloth and throws him as Alex and Olivier look on in amazement]
[Sig punches Sloth back into a wall, once again leaving the Armstrongs dumbfounded.]
Extraordinary, who is he?
[Sig and Alex show off their Muscles, impressed with one another]
Incredible valor! Respectable muscles!
[The two handshake as Sloth tries to attack them again. The two beat him up, sending him flying onto another spike as the two shake hands again]
Sloth
Ah... Pain...
[Sloth tries to get out]
Will that monster never stay down?
[Sloth tries to break the spike, but he can no longer regenerate his wounds, so his hand disintegratess as he begins to die]
Sloth
Hey... Am I dying now...? For real...? What is dying like...? Such a pain... to think about it... but such a pain... living too...
[Sloth dies completely, disappearing into dust, as Alex falls down]
[Sig leans over and smiles to Alex in a manly manner as Alex does the same]