Danny, D.J. and others in “Our Very First Night”

Danny

D.J., Stephanie, please come over here right now. Girls, we have a problem with Uncle Jesse.

D.J.

Oh, no, Dad, we didn't have any problems with Uncle Jesse at all.

Danny

I'm sorry. He was just so irresponsible. (looking under the table not realizing it's their fault) What is this? Uh-oh. Empty bowls and empty cartons. (sarcastically) Oh, now I see what happened. (not realizing that D.J. and Stephanie actually ate the ice cream sundaes and drank the chocolate milk) Uncle Jesse forced ice cream sundaes and chocolate milk down your throats -- and then he hid the evidence under your table. Oh, the sick fiend. He probably ignored you when you told him no sweets after bedtime, huh?

D.J.

Probably.

Danny

No "probably" about it, because otherwise, you'd be lying. And you know better than that, don't you?

Stephanie

Probably.

Danny

(still not realizing what D.J. and Stephanie did, but is still afraid they're fibbing) Well, that does it. I guess asking Uncle Jesse to move in here was a big mistake. In fact, this may be a matter for the police. Now, sweet dreams, my perfect little angels.

Stephanie

Daddy! We were bad.

D.J.

We did everything. We even ordered the pizza. We should go and apologize to Uncle Jesse.

Danny

You're right. You go first.