(after Joey and Danny leave and as Jesse takes his jacket off, the girls come downstairs and quickly head to the kitchen)
(as they pass by) Hi, Uncle Jesse.
Goodnight, girls. (now realizing what they're up to) Girls. (as he runs after them) You're supposed to be in bed. Girls! Whoa, whoa, whoa! (as they take ice cream out of the freezer) Girls, girls! Aren't you supposed to be in bed, dreaming about Tweety Bird, or Big Bird, or Larry Bird or somethin'?
Uncle Jesse, if we get hungry, Dad always makes sure we have a late-night snack.
We're gonna have ice cream sundaes and chocolate milk.
And cookies.
(starts to go get them)
Freeze, chick. Alright. I know. I'm pretty hip, here. You guys think I'm a-I'm an idiot or something? (the girls look at each other and Stephanie makes a funny faces and shrugs) Let me tell you something. I know what's going on here. Your dad's gone, and it's "Let's take advantage of the babysitter" time. Well, I got news for you, girls. Your Uncle Jesse's a little too sharp to be taken on that kinda ride. Now you can have ice cream and chocolate milk, no cookies.
Yay!
(covers Stephanie's mouth) Okay.
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