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Full House · Season 5

“The King and I” quotes from Full House

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“The King and I” · Season 5

In this episode: Jesse Katsopolis (2), Michelle Tanner (2), Rebecca Donaldson-Katsopolis (2), Danny Tanner (1)

This is my one shot at a record deal.

But you're my partner in the balloon race.

Well, get another partner.

But you promised.

Michelle, I can't.

But you promised.

Michelle, I have to write my song.

But you promised!

Well, then I'm gonna break my promise! I'm not going to the stupid picnic! So leave me alone! [walks out]

Jess...

Uncle Jesse yelled at me.

Oh, Michelle, I'm sure he didn't mean anything by it. Come on, we're still gonna have fun at the family picnic.

Uncle Jesse's not nice anymore.

Something stinks!

Well, we're in the woods, honey. It's probably a skunk.

DJ'D.J.

I know that smell. Kimmy, put your shoes back on.

See, I've got twins coming. And I want them to be proud of their old man, you know? I want them to be able to see platinum records on the wall.

GIGuy in Bar

Babies don't care about platinum records. They care that someone's there to love them, to hug and kiss them. Shame on you for snapping at your family like that, and over a picnic?

Yeah, well, it's worse than that. I ended up breaking a promise to my 4-year-old niece.

GIGuy in Bar

I really wish you hadn't told me that. You want to be a success? Start by being a good husband. A good uncle, a good friend. After that, the rest is just gravy.

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