See, I've got twins coming. And I want them to be proud of their old man, you know? I want them to be able to see platinum records on the wall.
GIGuy in Bar
Babies don't care about platinum records. They care that someone's there to love them, to hug and kiss them. Shame on you for snapping at your family like that, and over a picnic?
Yeah, well, it's worse than that. I ended up breaking a promise to my 4-year-old niece.
GIGuy in Bar
I really wish you hadn't told me that. You want to be a success? Start by being a good husband. A good uncle, a good friend. After that, the rest is just gravy.