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Friends · Season 1, Episode 1

Chandler and Joey and Phoebe in “The One Where Monica Gets A Roommate (A.K.A. The Pilot)”

Chandler and Joey

[To Phoebe] Hey Pheebs, you wanna help?

Phoebe

Oh... I wish I could, but I don't want to.

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