Ross: [Enters, mortified] Hi.
Joey: This guy says hello, I wanna kill myself.
Monica: Are you okay, sweetie?
Ross: I just feel like someone reached down my throat, grabbed my small intestine, pulled it out of my mouth and tied it around my neck...
Chandler: Cookie?
Monica: [Explaining to others] Carol moved her stuff out today. [To Ross] Let me get you some coffee.

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