Monica, Joey and others in “The One Where Monica Gets A Roommate (A.K.A. The Pilot)”

There's nothing to tell! He's just some guy I work with!

C'mon, you're going out with the guy! There's gotta be something wrong with him!

Alright Joey, be nice.

[to Monica] So does he have a hump? A hump and a hairpiece?

Wait, does he eat chalk?

Just, 'cause, I don't want her to go through what I went through with Carl- oh!

Okay, everybody relax. This is not even a date. It's just two people going out to dinner and- not having sex.

Sounds like a date to me.