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Friends · Season 1, Episode 1

Ross, Phoebe and others in “The One Where Monica Gets A Roommate (A.K.A. The Pilot)”

Ross

Oh no, no. Don't! Stop cleansing my aura.

Phoebe

But...

Ross

No. Just leave my aura alone, okay?

Phoebe

Fine... be murky.

Ross

I'll be fine. Really, you guys, I hope she'll be very happy.

Monica

No, you don't.

Ross

No, I don't! To hell with her! She left me!

Joey

And you never knew she was a lesbian?

Ross

No! Okay? Why does everyone keep fixating on that? She didn't know. How should I know?

Chandler

Sometimes I wish I was a lesbian. [everyone looks at him] Did I say that out loud?

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