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Friends · Season 9, Episode 7

“The One with Ross's Inappropriate Song” quotes from Friends

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“The One with Ross's Inappropriate Song” · Season 9, Episode 7

In this episode: Ross Geller (3), Rachel Green (2), Chandler Bing (1), Joey Tribbiani (1)

[Ross is talking to Emma on the couch]

And that's why, no matter what Mommy says, we really were on a break! Yes we were, yes we were! [picks up the baby] Oh, you're the cutest little baby ever! You're just a little bitty baby, but you got big beautiful eyes, a big round belly, and a big baby butt! [sighs] I like big butts. [sings the first few lines of "Baby Got Back." Emma starts laughing.] Oh, my, you're laughing! You've never done that before! Daddy made you laugh! Well, Daddy and Sir Mix-A-Lot! You want to hear more? [sings another line and Emma laughs again] I'm a terrible father!

Guess what? Emma laughed today!

What? And I missed it 'cause I was giving a makeover to that stupid hippie? What'd you do to get her to laugh?

Well, I sang... I rapped... 'Baby Got Back'.

What? You sang to our baby daughter a song about a man who likes to have sex with women with giant asses?

Well... if you think about it, it actually promotes a healthy body image, because even women with big bottoms, or juicy doubles, can... [Sees how angry Rachel is] Please don't take her away from me.

No, no we're not together. We're not a couple- we're definitely not a couple.

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Oh! Sorry.

Wow, you, uh, you seem pretty insulted by that. What, I'm not good enough for you?

We're not gonna have this conversation again.

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