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Friends · Season 5, Episode 15

“The One with the Girl Who Hits Joey” quotes from Friends

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“The One with the Girl Who Hits Joey” · Season 5, Episode 15

In this episode: Chandler Bing (2), Ross Geller (2), Joey Tribbiani (1), Monica Geller (1), Phoebe Buffay (1)

[after seeing Monica and Chandler through the window] CHANDLER! I SAW WHAT YOU WERE DOING THROUGH THE WINDOW! I SAW WHAT YOU WERE DOING TO MY SISTER. NOW GET OUT HERE!

Well, we had a great run. What was it -- four, five months? That's more that most people have in a lifetime. So bye, take care, buh-bye then. [kisses Monica and gets ready to jump out the window]

Do you really think the best reason to get married is because you're sorry?

Well, no, the best reason to get married is pregnancy. Sorry's about fourth, behind being ready and actually wanting to get married.

Hey Ross, will you pass me that knife?

No, I will not!

Oh, it's okay. You don't have to be so mean about it.

You're right, I'm sorry. Will you marry me? [They all laugh].

Aw, and I was gonna ask you to marry me because I forgot to say hello to you last week.

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